Ramsay......the final nightmare... | book 3 | √

Pt2. Spurting Dinosaurs

To understand why Tana wanted this revenge so badly. We need to take a look... In the past! DUN DUN DUUUUUN

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Gordon had just gotten off of the Ramsay super Jet, powered by Lamb Sauce and Cat Vomit.
Ready to start a new life somewhere super...
But before moving into his new. Big type house mansion type thingy. He wanted to go to the fairground. So he skipped along the path looking for a fairground.  He looked to his left and wouldn't you believe it, he saw a fairground.
Oh, how Gordon loves the fairground.
On his way to the fairground, Gordon stopped to look around the fairground. The fairground was very large for a fairground, even if its name was The Big Fairground - bigger than any other Fairground! '
Gordon always wanted to go to a fairground when he was a young dinky Ramsey.

(flashback in a flashback)

'But mummy I want to go to the fairground!!" 
Little Ramsay whined to his mother
" No, not now Ramsey. How about you go play with the neighbour's kids, Carol and Joe, I think they got a new Cat... Off you go now dinkum." 
(end of flashback in flashback)

Ahh, how Ramsey missed Carol And Joe. Well, Carol not so much. Anyway. Ramsey continues his journey through the fairground. 
he spots a coconut stall.
The stall had a security camera. So younger but still quite old Ramsey started twerking in front of the camera like the young but still quite old little boy he is. Whilst he was twerking, a young but still oldish woman walked up to him. Ramsey recognised her. She was the pizza chef and janitor on his Ramsey Jet. She looked pretty fine, He stopped twerking and said hello to her. "Hello,"  he said, running his hand through his girly all-natural blonde locks.
She said hello back "Hello".
Ramsay started feeling something he had never felt before... His stomach felt like there were butterflies inside, playing football with his intestines, after eating five Easter Eggs that he didn't like... Wierd!!
"One sec. I need the bathroom!"
Ramsey felt a dribble of diarrhoea dribbling down his leg. It was the corndog he had eaten!
Wait. He hadn't eaten a corn dog!!
The only thing he'd eaten was a pizza that was cooked on the plane. "Hhm!" wondered Ramsey. "I wonder who cooked it?"
Eh anyway, Ramsey shuffles his way to the bathroom. Passing gas continuously along the way. He heard footsteps following him. He ignored them.
"Ramsey? Are you okay in there sweetie?" the voice asked.
" I'm having the absolute shits dear heart. So, yeah all good".  That's when Ramsey knew, he fell in the loaf. He tripped over and landed on a loaf of bread. Darn, it said, Ramsay. He had just cleaned himself up too! Now she would never think of him romantically! That's when Ramsey knew. He fell in loaf. He fell again. Snapping his wrist. He limped out of the bathroom. Covered in bread, piss, and sheep wool. Don't ask where the sheep wool came from. Anyway. He limped out, whimpering softly. "I never c-caught your n-name. M'lady"  Ramsey stuttered. Tipping his fedora that magically appeared on his head. "oh, hehehe, it's Tana. I'm going to give you a nickname!...." Tana said giggling like the 345-year-old she is. "how about... Blonde bitch... No... Ooh maybe manky earlobes! Nah, too long. What about..." she stopped for a moment looking at his gimpy wrist. " i have it!! Gimpy Gordon!"  she squealed like a pig in the hot sunbathing in jiggly jelly Gordon Ramseys Grandma had drowned in as a child!. 'yes,' thought young  Gordon as he held her hand with one hand and caressed her shoulder with his other. "she will be my future wife. I see it now.. Two kids.. No. Thre kids. And a few pets. That will have their own storeys. And she will be there for me. For the last season of Hells Kitchen! Season 34565! '
                                                                                          
                            End of flashback.                                   
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Then came that fateful night when Tana had cooked  Pizza Ramsay.