Tana POV.
I need to visit my family. It has been 4million days Since I left them for gimp- I mean Gordon... Maybe I should visit Jahoola.. Or Boris... Or Carla DeEggy. She's my half-sister. I have to find them. They probably miss me.
Meanwhile at her family's house
"Yay!" Boris said with glee "Tanas gone!".
"she's been gone For 4 million days fart nose" Said Jahoola.
"perfect. Yep. Let's build a wall to keep the mex-i mean Tanas out.." trump said whilst making lots of hand gestures and pouting his lips in an ugly manner.
"well, I'll be off to my bedroom. Bye family! OH, YEA. stay alert!" said Boris. Sauntering into his fridge, humming the tune of happy birthday.
Back to Tana
Oh, I bet they're crying for me. I was always the favourite. I look around the Tana cave and sigh. It's so dirty and stinky. I need to clean this place up if im going to invite my family here.
And so, Tana worked night and day to clean up all the smears of blood, dog droppings and cut-open bladders. She was So tired her arms and legs felt as if they were about to pop out of their sockets. But she fought through the grime. Until she could say "look at that shine".
I look around and see one smear of poop left. So I walk up to it and wipe it away. BUT THEN I SLIP!
I fell and threw the bucket of turds, blood, and cut open bladders I see the bucket fly up in the air doing a triple flip landing on its side. It spills everywhere. It went in my eyes and a little in my ears. It felt ... Quite pleasant actually. I screamed then started scooping it all back up. Farting along the way :)
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