Tanas POV
I decide to travel back home to my family instead of inviting them over.
I walk up the stairs and knock on the big, fat, large huge, big door twice.
I step back and wait. I look to my left and see a big hairy blobby bloody dog turd. It looks like it's been stood in multiple times. Im interrupted from my thoughts by the sound of a door swinging open. I look back and see my twin. Jahoola Wigglesworth-plum!
"HEY, GRRRL!" I Scream.
" heyyy...!" she says, unenthusiastically.
I push past her and see all my family in their pants, twerking and singing.
I smile and start joining in. As soon as im dancing in the middle everyone stops. They're all looking at me like I ruined the party mood. I start slowing down to a stop.
Awkward...
Im about to say something when my older brother, Boris screeches.
"amongus"
I'm a bit confused for a second then realised that's how he greets people.
"heyyyyy. Heeey? How is y'all doing?"
I say nervously. I look at all of them and oy see Carla DeEggy smiling at me, and waving me over. I scoff and ignore her.
"soooo, why did you decide to come here? And how come the wall didn't work...."
said my oldest brother, Donald. He mumbled the last part.
"well, i wanted to see how my family is holding up!"
They all rolled their eyes, except Carla DeEggy. But we all egg-nored her hehehehehehehehehe.
I hear something so I turn around and see Boris singing happy birthday quietly.
"happy, happy birthday. To. YOU"
He went.
I started joining in.
"happy birthday to-" I was interrupted by Boris slapping me. Then he ran into the closest fridge.
(we have many because of all his nervous muppet breakdowns)
I turn back around and smiled.
"how about I make you all some pizza!"
I say.
They look at each other and then at the same time scream:
"NO!"
this guy!
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Ramsay......the final nightmare... | book 3 | √
Humor⚠️Read the first two storys if you already haven't: Ramsay, pizza, raw. Ramsay Returns. This tale will bring you tears of happiness, sadness, Anger, And fear. This is all totally yes yes is very super obviously its true real story. i was there to s...
