Obelia's Cafe (wmmap) {3}

n i n e

"I was wrong"
-Hope Not-

Italic= athanasia
Italic + Underline= BOOM! ITS QUEEN DIANA DUH!

>> incoming call: my hot daughter💃<<

"sw--"

"AAAAAAAAA MOOOOOM"

"WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?"

"IM BLEEDING"

"omg sweetheart, are you alright? Stay there. I'm coming"

"mom"

"yes?"

"I made a wrong call with my senior"

"boy or girl?"

"boy"

"is he hot?"

"he is kiel's friend"

"oh so he's hot, I see. What did you said to him?"

"..."

"darling?"

"I WAS PANICKED AND I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU SO I TOLD HIM TO PICK ME UP COZ IM BLEEDING AND THEN BOOM! IT'S HIM AAAAAAAAAAAA"

"..."

"what an unexpected way to started a conversation--"

"MOM!"

"yes yes I'm coming"

"you're driving?"

"yeah. Your daddy bought me a new car"

"again? Duh, he never want to buy me one"

"that's because he worried about you"

"then how about you?"

"me? HAH I'M FABULOUS!"

"..."

"by the way, Helena was ignoring me today"

"oh my, do you guys have a fight?"

"I don't know. I wish I could know"

"..."

"I think I know why"

"why?"

"maybe because she jealous you have a sexy mom like ME, BOOM!"

"Oh mom..you always find a way to brighten my day...so can you please hurry?"

"I'M ON MY WAY"

"THE BLOOD MOON IS ON THE RISE"

"THE FIRE BURNING IN MY EYES"

"OH, NOBODY BUT ME CAN KEEP ME SAVE"

"I'M ON MY WAY"

"oh mom, this is why you're the best"

"of course. That's why your daddy marry me"

"you flirted him first?"

"of course! Your father doesn't know how to love HAHA"

"fufu I need to learn from you"

"come to me. I'll be a sexy teacher just for you my dear"

"NO MOM, YOU COME TO ME. IM BLEEDING AND NOW IM IN TOILET IN HALF AN HOUR AND THE SHITS SMELL EVERYWHERE"

"poor my dear, okay now I'm here. Where are you?"

"toilet near to library"

"wait what? Where...wait, I found a hot guy...."

"no mom no P--"

"I'll ask him. Talk to you later"

"MO--"

"beep...beep"

~♥~

"MOOM NOO, OH MY GOD, WHYY WHYYYY AAAAAA"

"excuse me, can you show me the toilet near to library? My daughter is dying now"