SpongeBobXSquidward {A trilogy saga novel romance}

Secret ending

  The day was cold and sad. I cried as we all left Squidkuns funeral. As I finally left.

The doctors did an x-ray scan on him.

"Well spongebob. He fucked you so hard his penis actually collapsed. All the blood flow went there to that part of his body and he died because too much blood went to his dick. Causing a MAJOR boner." He had said.

 I felt like drinking till I passed out at goofy goobers. 

 That night, I sat a near my bed. Staring at it and going back to the time me and Squidward made sweet love.

 So then me and sandy walked back to her dome. She says I can stay with her for a little while until I feel better. Sandy was a lesbian. No squirrel cooch for me. 

 She slept in her bed and I slept on the outside picnic table. I could peacefully hear sandy slumber up in her tree. It reminded me of Squidward. So, I walked up and I stared there watching her sleep.

 Slowly going over to her at her hairy squirrel bod. That's when she jumped. 

 "WHAT IN TARNATION ARE YOU DOING SPONGEBOB!?" I looked at her with smug eyes. We kissed. She stopped and slapped me. "You're stupider than a Texan girl running an only fans account with cowgirl boots! Get out!" 

 "But Sandy! I feel so lost without him." She got up from the bed. 

 "I already have a girlfriend pinhead! Pearl!" I pinned her to the wall forcefully. She gazed into my eyes. "Well....maybe I'm bisexual~"

SpongebobXPearlXSandy {A threesome saga novel romance} Coming soon....