SpongeBobXSquidward {A trilogy saga novel romance}

A storm.

~BREAKING NEWS!! A STORM IS SCHEDULED FOR BIKINI BOTTOM AT 6PM TONIGHT. PLEASE TAKE SHELTER AND STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS.~

I was ready for the all of the commercial breaks to be over, when the news suddenly interrupts. I get frustrated. I decided to calm down by calling squiddy-kun. I dial his home number.

"Yes? Tentacle residents?" his sexy voice says.

"Hey Squidward-kun~ I hear there's a storm coming. Are you okay alone." I ask

"SpongeBob! How many times do I have to keep telling you to stop calling me squidward kun! Also, i would rather eat at the Chum Bucket then come to your rotten hole!" His loud screaming earraped me.

"Oh squiddy~ I love it when you get angry UwU" I loose touch of myself and moan and slurp in the phone. Squidwar-kun hangs up.

I put down the phone and look out the window. The flower clouds start to roll in. And they appear to get darker and darker everytime i look back out of the window. I plop down my favorite green chair in front of the tv. Ever since Patrick died i haven't felt the same. The hooks had got him. We were like brothers, but closer. Encestial brothers. My gay playboy.

I start to lose myself and have a mental breakdown. The Mermaid man and barnacle special comes back on tv. I wipe my eyes and get up. "IM READY! IM READY!" I shout.

"MOW MOW" Screams gary at the top of his snails gills.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BOTTOM FEEDER!" I SHOUT BACK. He snails downstairs to the library. As soon eyes the intro is over, the tv starts flashing and i start to lose signal in and out. "GOSHDARN THIS DANG THING!" I get up off the chair once again. I bang both of my fist on the side of the tv to get my signal back. Im so mad i accidently bust a hole in the side of it. The tv's chemicals ooze on my sand carpet. And the tv blows up. "FUUUUUUUCK!" I scream. I have another mental breakown. I start crying again.

Im so poor. Furniture is tacky and I flip salty burgers for the same crusty ass people everyday. Sandy cheated on me with Pearl. I found out that she was a lesbian. My best friend is probably on someone's seafood platter at Red Lobster. And Squid-kun is too shy to fuck me.

The storm outside gets worse. The water blows. And the house shakes. Luckily staying in place.

CRASH!!!

I jump to my feet. And run to the window. Squidwards' house is in pieces.

"MY HOUUUUUSE!" I hear him scream.