SpongeBobXSquidward {A trilogy saga novel romance}

Hair squirl puss (a threesome of a saga)

     Me and Sanjay at an epic night together, and it was even more awesome seeing her Z plus cupped sized knockers. We glanced at each other from afar and snickered a little.
     Then a knock came at the door. I went to answer it. The water drained from the inside, it was mr.Krabs, my boss. Oh shit! I forgot that I was late for work! I put back on my clothes and ram out to him.
    "Mr.K I'm so sorry, I was late, I was hanging out at sandys when-"
     " shut up spongebob. I'm hear to see ms.cheeks here. Arg arg." He laughed. Sandy looked down at the acorns she was chopping,
      "You've been two timing me!" I say.
       "Sponge, it's not what you think, it's just it gets so lonely being the only mammal and I just couldn't help myself."
       "So you want my boss to bang you!? Why in Neptune's name did he call you miss cheeks then?"
       "That's my last name Spongebob I swear!" I got so angry , I slapped Mr.Krabs without thinking.
       "Spongebob....your fired." My depressive episodes got back in. My sad life, I nodded, and left sandys dome.