Galaxy- Shigadabi

XIV

Me and Shigaraki run across the room and throw open the door. What we saw next was pure terror.

KUROGIRI was in the hallway, banging two cookie trays. He had on a pink bandana on his head- erm, I THINK it was his head. He also had pink socks on.

I looked across the hall. 

Twice was video taping, and Toga was looking at the ceiling.

"I need to cry but my foundations 38 dollars!" She said. 

"I-it's just so beautiful," Twice agreed, clapping

"What do you know, weather boy?" Toga smirked.

"I know that Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients!"

Me and Toga laugh, holding our sides. Surprisingly, Kurogiri hasn't stopped yet. I suddenly feel a tug on my shirt, so I look down. To no one's surprise, it was Shigaraki. She was clutching my sleeve, and his face was terrified. 

"I think we broke Kurogiri."

"I was broken a looooooong time ago," Kurogiri cackled.

"Press X for doubt," I mumbled.

"Man, what is Kurogiri on?" Twice asks. "Has he ever acted like this?"

"Not that I know of," Shigaraki said. "Maybe your constant meming got the better of him."

"Excuse you, our meming is a gift to the world," I defended.

"And my names Marlene," Shigaraki deadpanned, sassily.

"That's an off-topic question," Twice countered.

"You have been stopped," Toga said. 

Shigaraki rolled his eyes. He then walked up to Kurogiri, took one of his gloves off, and disintegrated the cookie tray. Moving quickly, he shoved his glove back on and pucked Kurogiri back into his room at the end of the hall.

"'Tis a victory royale," I praised, patting Shigaraki's head. Shigaraki smirked, and then disappeared back into his room.

"Twice, send that video in the group chat," Toga instructed. 

"Aye aye captain."

"Hold up, Dabi what's on the back of your neck?" Toga asked, turning me around.

"Oh yeah!" I said enthusiastically. "Shigaraki painted me again!" Toga began taking photos, and sent them to me. 

"Shigaraki's got some talent," She said. 

"Charles... can't you see? It's called a TALENT show," Twice piped up, getting a punch in the shoulder.

"Go to SLEEP!" Shigaraki's voice projected through the door.

"Sleep is for the weak!" Twice said.

"JOKES ON YOU, BLUES CLUES! INSOMNIA GANG!" I yelled. 

"Woo!" Toga supported. "Anyway, Imma head into my room-"

"'Night," Twice said, kissing her cheek.

"I am constantly third-wheeling," I complained. "Anyway, Good night! Sleep tight! Don't let the bedbugs crawl into your ears and whisper threatening messages that make you question yourself."

"Amen," Twice praised, heading into his room. Since I didn't wanna be alone in the hallway, I made my way to my room. Picking up a random book, I sit on the window sill. I look at the cover. 

"Carry On".

That's what the book was called. I haven't read it before, but Toga recommended it so it must be good.