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Naomi: "You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection."

Bennett: [gives her a strange look and hands her a piece of gum]

Naomi, thinking: "Gum would be perfection? Gum would be PERFECTION? I could have said, gum would be nice. I could have said, sure, I'll have a stick, but no, no, no, no, no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself."

Source: Friends

(Bennett is perfection, Naomi, get it right.)

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