98| Maybe I Die

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Jordan: "Maybe I die. Skydiving explosion. And then you go and marry Naomi. And it makes me sad. But if she's gonna be with somebody, I'd like it to be you."

Bennett: "Strange, but sweet."

Jordan: "Only, I didn't really die. I was faking it. And I come back. I spy on you from my red Corvette. And I'm planning to kick your ass, but I see how happy you make her. And I have to walk away. I have to. And I do. Slowly. In a rainstorm."

Bennett: "... Thank you?"

Jordan: "But as time goes by it eats away at me. You're out living it up with my wife. And I'm alone, in a cave. Training."

Bennett: "Um..."

Jordan, crying: "I thought you were my friend, Bennett... I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!"

Source: Parks and Rec

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