Incorrect Musketeers (TGGBB)

100| Apologies For Absence

Bennett: "Right, well we've got quite a lot to get through, so let's not waste any time. Item one, apologies for absence."

Jordan: "I've got one."

Bennett: "Who from?"

Jordan: "Me."

Bennett: "But you're here."

Jordan: "Yes, well, I'm here now, but I won't be at the next meeting."

Bennett: "Then you don't have to apologize until the next meeting."

Jordan: "... But I'm not here at the next meeting!"

Bennett: "Yes, you send your apologies before the next meeting."

Jordan: "That's what I'm trying to do!"

Declan: "Well if that's how we're doing it now, I want to apologize for the meeting after that. I won't be around for that one."

Naomi: "Oh, me too, I'll be missing the one next April. I'm going to a convention."

Bennett: "Okay, stop. This could go on forever. I could apologize for missing a meeting in 2030 for crying out loud. Now, moving on-"

Declan: "Which meeting?"

Bennett: "What?"

Naomi: "Which meeting in 2030 are you apologizing for?"

Bennett: "I'm not apologizing."

Jordan: "Well you should!"

Declan: "What's the point of holding a meeting if the leader of the gang misses it?"

Bennett: "I'M NOT MISSING IT, YOU RAVING LUNATICS!"

Source: The Vicar of Dibley