Double Combo with CHRITHMATH

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Becca: So I saw two other peeps I know update their Q and D books, so I thought I might as well do it too. :3

Brooke: Well, it's about time! It's been like 6 months since you updated!

Becca: Oh, shut up! It's not like it's MY fault! You showed me Line, and that made me distracted from the really important things!

Brooke: Oh, so it's MY fault you're lazy!

Becca&Brooke: *continue bickering*

Everyone else: *looks on at them while sweat-dropping*

Suddenly, a strange revised version of Jingle Bells sounds through the lair.

Dashing through the snow, in the fields of nope

I feel like I'd rather not, so how about we don't

Becca: *runs and slides and clicks the pause button on her computer* *looks at the stares then lets out a nervous laugh* What, it's the holidays....

Raph: What the crap was that?

Becca: A revised version of Jingle Bells. Didn't you pay attention to the narration?

Raph: ...

Becca: Anywho, we have dares for everyone here from DummyDreamer1215.

I dare everyone to do something dangerously extreme and also maybe watch some funny videos like smosh and play slenderman and minecraft hunger games, also I dare all of you to talk to Herobrine amd find out why was he in the game. Oh, I frogot something, I dare all of you to watch Entity 303's dreaful plan and I talked to Herobrine.

Megan: Wow... That was a lot of stuff.

Becca: *shrugs* I guess.

Jess: Something "dangerously extreme?" What's that mean?

Mikey: Oo, oo! Maybe it means like skydiving without a parachute into the ocean!

Leo: Mikey, that could kill you.

Mikey: That's the dangerous part!

Everyone: ....

Mikey: Well, I don't see anyone else coming up with ideas!

Mel: Er, we could go skydiving with parachutes on and just release them at the last second?

Myranda: *sigh* I knew you people were going to be the death of me, but this is ridiculous.

Vanilla: I say we go for it! It beats sitting here and-

Raph: Living?

Vanilla: *ignores him* Sitting here and doing nothing!

Raph: I'd rather do nothing than die, thank you very much.

Becca: *smirks* What's wrong, Raphie. You scaaaaaared?

Raph: *eye twitches* *grumbles* God dammit.

Becca: *giggles*

Later, in a helicopter...

Raph: *still grumbling* I can't believe we're actually doing this...

Megan: Well believe it, Raphie-Cakes!

Becca: LAST ONE OUT HAS TO CLEAN MIKEY'S ROOM!! *jumps out* GERONIMOOOOOO!!

Brooke: FUCK THAT *jumps out too* I AIN'T CLEANIN' NOBODY'S ROOM!

Everyone: *jumps out one-by-one*

Donnie: *last one out* What?! *groans* This isn't fair! *jumps*

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