Crossdressing!

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You know... All those reasons maDE IT TEN TIMES HARDER TO DECIDE. GOD BLESS IT. GAH. WHY MUST I HAVE FRIENDS WHO LIKE THE SAME DAMN TURTLE.

Becca: *pointing seriously at Raph and Mikey* YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE NOW.

Mikey: Well, we don't wanna!

Becca: You have to! Everyone's waiting!

Raph: Why do you even care?!

Becca: Because I like seeing my friends happy and in love!

Raph: Well if we choose a girlfriend, you're other friends will be sad we didn't choose them!

Becca: *rolls her eyes* Psh, modest much?

Raph: *groans*

Becca: Just do it!

Computer dings

Becca: *growls* I'm not done with you two! *gives them the 'I've-got-my-eye-on-you' gesture while walking to her computer*

Mikey: Becca can be really scary if she wants to....

Raph: *rolls his eyes but secretly agrees* 

Becca: *checks dare* *shouts loudly* Ha!

Mikey: *bounces up to her* What is it?

Becca: Badger-Face's dare.

Raph: Stop calling me that!

Becca: NEVER!

Hey Becs, you might remember this dare. I dare Raphael to dress up in a toto, with makeup, and spin around singing "Im a pretty princess" in a girly voice.

Raph: *eye twitches*

Mikey: *is doubled-over laughing*

Becca: *snickers*

Raph: *throws hands up* I'm out. *turns and starts walking away*

Becca: You can't just quit!

Raph: *still walking away* Can and did.

Becca: Raphael!

Raph: *pretends he doesn't hear*

Becca: *growls* *turns to audience* While I straighten out Raph, please enjoy this video of one of my OTPs.  (seriously, watch the damn video))

Three minutes and forty-two seconds later....

Becca: *jumps in front of the camera* Hey guys! Sorry for the wait! Raphie was being idiotic.

Raph: YOU TIED ME TO A FUCKING CHAIR.

Becca: *growls and turns to him* YEAH I DID, NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME PUT A TUTU ON YOU!

Raph: WHY WOULD I LET YOU DO THAT?!

Becca: BECAUSE IT WAS A DARE! NOW LET ME DRESS YOU LIKE A BALLERINA!

Another three minutes later...

Becca: *smiling triumphantly with her chest puffed out*

Raph: *is in a tutu with makeup on* *grumbles*

Everyone else: *is laughing really hard*

Megan: I don't even know why he's in a tutu, but I love it!

Mel: BELLA BALLERINA!!!

Everyone: *laughs harder*

Becca: Okay, okay, Raph, you can get out of that once you say the thing.

Raph: No.

Brooklyn: C'mon, Raphie!

Raph: I won't do it.

Becca: You gotta!

Raph: *takes a big sigh and mumbles* I'm a pretty princess.

Brooklyn: You have to sing it!

Raph: *growls* *sings in a high girly voice* I'm a pretty princess!

Everyone: *laughs harder*

Becca: *is laughing while untying Raph*

Raph: *rips the tutu off and throws it* I HATE THIS BOOK.

Megan: *taps his nose* Yeah, yeah, we know you do.

Raph: *frowns*

Maya: Don't give us that, Raphie.

Raph: -_- I'm going to my room. *walks away*

Brooklyn: YOU BETTER NOT BE DOING DIRTY THINGS!

Raph: *from his room* WHAT THE FUCK.

Brooklyn: *snickers*

Computer dings

Becca: *is still laughing* *checks computer and laughs harder* I'M-I'M GONNA P-PASS OUT.

I dare Leah to come back. Becca, you know what I'm talking about.

Donnie: Leah?

Brooklyn: That's the female version of Leo!

Mikey: *scatches his head* I don't get it, what was the dare?

Becca: *can't speak, laughing*

Myranda: *snickers* Leo has to act like a stereotypical white girl.

Mel: You know, Starbucks, using the word 'like' too much, Instagram. Stuff like that!

Leo: -o-

Becca: *pounds fist on the ground*

Maya: Shouldn't we...help her?

Brooklyn: She'll be fine.

Donnie: Well... How long does he act like a girl? 

Becca: *snorts and abruptly stops laughing* It didn't say, so I guess just a chapter.

Jessica: That was surprisingly quick.

Becca: What?

Kiana: How'd you just abruptly stop laughing?

Becca: *shrugs*

Leo: I don't feel comfortable doing this...

Kaylee: It's only for a chapter, come on, Fearless.

Leo: But...it's acting like a girl.

Myranda: And dressing like one.

Leo: What?

Myranda: A girl. You have to dress like one.

Leo: Like I said, I don't feel comfortable doing this.

Becca: *looks at him with tear-filled eyes* *sniffs* You don't wanna pway in my book? *tilts head down and looks up at him sadly*

Leo: I-I....

Megan: *plays along and whispers to Jessica* Wow, can you believe that? He made his girlfriend upset that quickly. It's only been a chapter since they got together

Jessica: *giggles and also plays along* Yeah, I know. What a terrible boyfriend. Shame on him.

Leo: *rolls eyes* Fine, fine.

Becca: *perks up* Yay! *latches onto Leo* You're the best!

Leo: *laughs a little* 

Myranda: Now, get in the skirt!

Minutes later

Leo: *is wearing a skirt and blouse and wig ((I will leave it up to your imagination))* -_-

Everyone: *laughing*

Leo: *sighs* Let's just get this over with... *sighs again and does a surprisingly good impression of a white girl* Like, why are you guys, like, laughing?

Everyone: *laughs harder*

Becca: D-Don't forget t-to comment your questions and dares!

Mel: BYE GUYS!!

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