YOU LOOK SO SHRIMPY

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Shrimps are defined as a small free-swimming crustacean with an elongated body, typically marine and frequently of commercial importance as food.

Kika had a secret. She was a shrimp - but a human shrimp. Brought up amongst the waves of the ocean she had become to adore her shrimpy lifestyle, sometimes tired of the fishy smell. But she coped.

After befriending Shrek (who happened to wander from his swamp on a cold winters evening) she decided to introduce him to her friends.

Demi loved shrek. Panna hated shrek.

"He is not shrimpy enough for our lifestyle, Demi." Panna complained, slamming her soup onto the table. Demi cried.

Shrek was lost. He had no real cause. He had no direction. He missed Harry Styles.

Chlo entered the room. Shocked at the sight of an actual ogre sat at the dinner table she exploded in rage, "Boom boom pow!"

Oh yes, Chlo had malfunctioned when Kika had tried making her fully shrimp. She now could only communicate through Black Eyed Peas' songs. However, we liked to call them the Shrimp Eyed Peas - for extra effect.

Chlo was not happy that Shrek was in her house. And she was more upset that Demi hadn't told her. And she was even more upset that Boom Boom Pow had been switched off.

"Alexa play Boom Boom Pow." Steph walked in, a watermelon tent trailing behind her. She patted Chlo on the arm as Chlo started techno raving to Boom Boom Pow, "I am starting to camp for 5SOS today!"

"But it is a decade away!" Shrek exclaimed.

"Fuck off, Shrek." Steph replied.