YOU LOOK SO SHRIMPY

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Steph was sad. Alice had ran off in hopes of finding love and was now left alone. Camping for 5SOS. Ten years early.

"Kachow baby," A car rolled up next to Steph, "The name's Mcqueen. Lightning Mcqueen."

Steph was shocked. How could such a sexy car ever speak to such a shrimp? This was a dream. Surely.

"Don't stop. Doing what YOU'RE doing" Lightning winked, his tires screeching against the concrete as he took off into the night.

Steph needed to find him. She needed him.

~

"FOR I AM THE GREATEST SHRIMP OF ALL SHRIMPS" Hanne cried, plunging a sword into the table.

Hanne was upset because Demi had failed to tell Kika about Shrek fancying Chlo.

How could he? Hanne thought. For Chlo is nothing but Boom Boom Pow girl.

Shrek was in demand. Everyone wanted a piece of that thicc green ogre. But he had eyes for one person and one person only.

Calum Hood.

Shrimpy Meryl wafted into the kitchen playing the banjo. She had recently bagged herself a date with Ashton Irwin. Yes.

THE ASHTON IRWIN.

And Shrek saw this as a way into Calum Hood's life. All he needed was Meryl to comply.

"Meryl," Shrek kicked Panna to the floor, "I have been in love with you for a long time. You are the air I need to breathe. The mud I need to bathe. The swamp I need to survive."

"Boom Boom Pow!" Chloe squealed before disappearing through a window.

"No." Demi said.

~

Lois was looking for Steph. For now she had taken Alice's place.

"I need Lightning back." Steph told Lois, showing a glossy photo of her newly found love.

"I know where to find him." Hanne chimed in, emerging from the shrimpy swamp, "For he lives in the car park"