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At Namjoon's house;
Taehyung: *going to get a nice hot cup of hot choco and spots a spider under the table*
Taehyung: shiiiiitttttt *gets his mug and a packet of instant hot choco then runs of*
Namjoon: what's his problem?
Jin: *walks in the kitchen*
Namjoon: morning love.
Jin: morning Joonie. Morning spider– *spots the spider under the table*
Jin: THERES A FUCKIN SPIDER!!!!
Namjoon, looks plainly at Jin: and..?
Jin, on top of the counter: kill it you dumbass!
Namjoon, sipping his coffee: why don't you do it since you're closer
Taehyung, at a far distance: and it was at this moment that Namjoon knew...
Taehyung: ....he fucked up. *Sips hot choco*
Jin: KIM NAMJOON. JUST KILL THE SPIDER ALREADY.
Namjoon, pouting: it has 8 legs. I only got 2. Not fair. *Pouts*
Jin: what the fu–
Taehyung: he's right tho...
At Hobi's house;
Hoseok: I'm hungry
Hoseok: *spots a spider under the table*
Hoseok: um.. SHIITTTT!!! YOONGI!! THERES A SPIDERRR!!!!!! *dashi run runs towards Yoongi and his room*
Hoseok smashes down the door making Yoongi shot awake.
Yoongi, half awake: what the fu–
Hoseok; YOONGI THERE WAS A SPIDER UNDER THE TABLE AND ITS VERY HUGE. IT ALMOST ATE ME UP PLEASE KILL IT
Yoongi, confused: um.. what?
Hoseok: I SAID THERES A FUCKING SPIDER DOWNSTAIRS UNDER THE TABLE AND IT ALMOST KILLED ME SO YOONGI PLEASE HELP. I DONT WANNA DIE YET.
Yoongi: it's just a small spider. It won't do any harm to you.
Hoseok: JUST LIKE BULLETS AND GRANADES DONT HURT YOU?
Yoongi: ....
Yoongi: *goes back to sleep*
Hoseok: YOONGIII *starts to cry*
Yoongi: *shots up from his bed and sprinted to Hoseok and kissed him* don't worry I'll take care of the spider.. stop crying please? Stop crying Hobi.. It's just a stupid spider.
At Jungkook's house;
Jungkook, still sleepy: *spots a spider under the table* 'sup.
Spider: sup.
Jungkook: *chokes on his drink and looks at the spider* did you just fucking talk?
Spider: no...?
Jungkook: I'm loosing it. Am I? *Sips coffee nervously*
Spider: seems like it.
Jungkook: holy shi–
At Jimin's house;
Jimin, half awake: I miss Taehyung.. *spots a spider under the table*
Jimin: you miss Taehyung too?
Spider: *nods*
Jimin: same. Oh well. Goodbye friend. *Sprays some insect killer*
Jimin: He's mine.
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