spider [crack]

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At Namjoon's house;

Taehyung: *going to get a nice hot cup of hot choco and spots a spider under the table*

Taehyung: shiiiiitttttt *gets his mug and a packet of instant hot choco then runs of*

Namjoon: what's his problem?

Jin: *walks in the kitchen*

Namjoon: morning love.

Jin: morning Joonie. Morning spider– *spots the spider under the table*

Jin: THERES A FUCKIN SPIDER!!!!

Namjoon, looks plainly at Jin: and..?

Jin, on top of the counter: kill it you dumbass!

Namjoon, sipping his coffee: why don't you do it since you're closer

Taehyung, at a far distance: and it was at this moment that Namjoon knew...

Taehyung: ....he fucked up. *Sips hot choco*

Jin: KIM NAMJOON. JUST KILL THE SPIDER ALREADY.

Namjoon, pouting: it has 8 legs. I only got 2. Not fair. *Pouts*

Jin: what the fu–

Taehyung: he's right tho...

At Hobi's house;

Hoseok: I'm hungry

Hoseok: *spots a spider under the table*

Hoseok: um.. SHIITTTT!!! YOONGI!! THERES A SPIDERRR!!!!!! *dashi run runs towards Yoongi and his room*

Hoseok smashes down the door making Yoongi shot awake.

Yoongi, half awake: what the fu–

Hoseok; YOONGI THERE WAS A SPIDER UNDER THE TABLE AND ITS VERY HUGE. IT ALMOST ATE ME UP PLEASE KILL IT

Yoongi, confused: um.. what?

Hoseok: I SAID THERES A FUCKING SPIDER DOWNSTAIRS UNDER THE TABLE AND IT ALMOST KILLED ME SO YOONGI PLEASE HELP. I DONT WANNA DIE YET.

Yoongi: it's just a small spider. It won't do any harm to you.

Hoseok: JUST LIKE BULLETS AND GRANADES DONT HURT YOU?

Yoongi: ....

Yoongi: *goes back to sleep*

Hoseok: YOONGIII *starts to cry*

Yoongi: *shots up from his bed and sprinted to Hoseok and kissed him* don't worry I'll take care of the spider.. stop crying please? Stop crying Hobi.. It's just a stupid spider.

At Jungkook's house;

Jungkook, still sleepy: *spots a spider under the table* 'sup.

Spider: sup.

Jungkook: *chokes on his drink and looks at the spider* did you just fucking talk?

Spider: no...?

Jungkook: I'm loosing it. Am I? *Sips coffee nervously*

Spider: seems like it.

Jungkook: holy shi–

At Jimin's house;

Jimin, half awake: I miss Taehyung.. *spots a spider under the table*

Jimin: you miss Taehyung too?

Spider: *nods*

Jimin: same. Oh well. Goodbye friend. *Sprays some insect killer*

Jimin: He's mine.

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