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Yoongi finished shaving his face,placing the used razor on the sink as he turned on the tap to wash the remaining foam.
After washing it off thoroughly,he turned off the tap and used a towel to wipe his face.
He looked again at the tap,as if something wasn't right.He touched it again,making sure there wasn't any water still running.
The flood!
Yoongi remembered how his apartment was flooded and his poor Holly was trapped in it.
Oh wait...that didn't happen...at least not in this..universe?Dimension?
Or did it?
He couldn't quite gather the information in his mind.Everything was...fuzzy.Did his apartment get flooded?Has Jimin ever been his boyfriend-
The doorbell's loud noise pulled him out of his thoughts,Holly barking too.
"All right Holly,it's not a thief!Calm down" he walked to the front door and picked up the angry poodle.
He was greeted by his best friend,Namjoon.
"Hi,what're you doing here?"
"Came so you could apologize,you almost had my balls ripped off man!"
His..WHAT?!
"Y-your what?" Yoongi stuttered,taken aback by Namjoon's anger
"Oh don't you dare play dumb!" the taller placed his index finger on Yoongi's forehead
"I am not playing dumb!How could I almost rip them?Did I hit you-"
Oh my gosh.
Yoongi swallowed harshly and froze.
"Hyung,dont faint on me.Earth to you!"
"N-namjoon...did we...did we..."
"Did we what?"
"Did we..." he took a big breath and looked at his feet
"Did we have sex?"
Namjoon flicked the man's forehead.
"Why would I ever cheat on Seokjin?"
Yoongi looked up.
"Seokjin?"
"...yes...my boyfriend.Dude what's wrong with you today?"
"I'll tell you,but first tell me why are you mad at me"
"You pranked me!You said you paid for a relaxing day at the sauna for me.It was relaxing at first,but then a random lady told me to undress for my... Brazilian wax.Yoongi,she waxed me" he pouted
"Everything.I feel like a prepubescent boy.Why are you laughing?!"
Yoongi from this dimension seemed funnier than Yoongi from the other one.
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"And then I tried to kiss him,but he has a girlfriend!My plan didn't work!"
Namjoon didn't quite know whether to laugh or take seriously his friend's problem.
"Are you sure you aren't drunk?High?"
"I am fine.I mean not fine.Yes,I am fine physically.But Jimin is not my boyfriend!Everything is different.Well not everything cause I live in the same apartment,I have Holly and you are my best friend.Jin's your boyfriend,at least that's normal"
"Since when do you call him Jin?"
Yoongi decided to just give up for the moment.It was clear that Namjoon didn't understand what was happening.
"...forget it.Maybe I'm tired,or maybe I actually drank something.I don't know.I feel...like an outcast.I feel empty" his eyes stung
"Hey,you're fine!Nothing happened to you,you're probably exhausted from work.It'll get better.I'm here for you" Namjoon side hugged him and picked up Holly
"Holly,make your daddy better!He is sad.Look at him Yoongi,he loves you.Everything is okay" he smiled,placing the brown pup in his owner's lap
He smiled,petting his beloved dog.He knew things weren't right,but he was happy at that moment.
"I'm still getting revenge for my poor balls"
"Fuck off Namjoon" Yoongi chuckled
I hope all of you are safe during these hard times.I am deeply moved by what is happening in the world,from the pandemic to the protests.Please take care of you! I am from Europe so there aren't many protests (none in my country) ,but my heart is with all the brave people who fight for a better world.
