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Drunk Diaries

Elsa Arendelle

Dear diary that is in my thoughts. I would like to document that I am tipsy. I have been having a hard time trying not to touch another bottle.

I look down to my empty cup wow I feel so depressed.

Okay I am going to dance for no apparent reason so I joined people on the dance floor and suddenly all I see is black.

I open to adjust my eyes to see my head is on Jack's lap. But the party was still going on.

Wait ... I'm on Jack's lap!

I get up alarmed.

"Why was I on your lap?" I ask.

"You passed out and you woke up and you insisted to sleep on my lap." Jack explains.

"I did what?! I don't remember." I say.

"Of course you don't remember that is what happens when you are drunk genius." He chuckles.

"But I was tipsy. I am sure of it." I protest.

"Well ...apparently not."

Jack Frost

Let's just let her believe she did that when she was drunk *wink*

She leaves me again and drinks heaps of alcohol.

"Haha. I love Schnapps." Elsa chuckled ditzily.

"Take it easy Elsa." I say trying to calm her.

"No." She protests and sticks her tongue out like a kid.

"I need a man." She mummbles. She grabs ... Hiccup?! Where'd he come from?!

"Hiccup?!" I exclaim "You never liked parties."

"I like them now." Hiccup smirks and looks at giggling Elsa who is seducing him.

"You're drunk." I sigh. Hiccup becoming drunk is the worst thing ever.

Elsa is grabbing him by the collar and whispering things into his ear.

I push Hiccup off of her.

"You jealous Jack?!" Hiccup laughs.

"No just back off! Elsa is drunk and you need think about the aftermath!" I shout.

"You can't even do math!" He laughs loudly.

Then everybody is surrounding us.

"You know what I can do ... smash your face in!" I yell and without thinking I grab is lower stomach and football style smash him to the floor.

He punches me and I punch him back and we are basically tackling each other.

"Stop Jack! Can't you see he's wasted?!" Rapunzel yells and appears to tend to Hiccup.

"Ye Jack he has no control over himself!" Merida yells and they drag Hicc away.

I sigh. I just beat up my best friend Elsa appears and she jumps on my back and I am giving her a piggy back?

"Jaaackieee my hero." Elsa squeals.

Then she whispers in my ear, "Can you be a hero in bed?"

"Uhm. I don't think the concious Elsa would like that." I tell her and I place her on the couch.

"Hmm ... maybe she will." She says seductively. Oh my god. What should I do?

I can blame it on the alcohol that's right!

I drink a lot of drinks next thing you know ... I don't know.

It's just black.

A/N

Oh mah gosh ... a triple update?! YAAAAASSSS SLAAAAAAY.

Okay I am going to sleep I stayed up because I am waiting for my video to save.

Btw if you want to know my YouTube Channel is: IlleFantasy
I make Jelsa vids.

Ok goodnight its like 4 in the morning no joke.