If 5sos went to jail:
Luke: would sit in the corner, terrified, waiting everyday for his phone call so he could call his mom
Michael: would be that tough guy, but secretly snuck in a teddy bear to sleep with at night
Calum: would be all the cell mate's snuggle buddy
Ashton: would be that guy sitting at the community piano acting just like he did in the "come play the piano with uncle ashton" video