Prideful

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Word Count: 804
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Logan woke up on his bed, still naked from last night's... activities. His ass hurt and he was pretty sure he couldn't walk with feeling more pain. Logan groaned as he tried to sit up. He looked around and noticed Remus wasn't in the room. Logan was about to call for him when Remus walked out of Logan's bathroom.

"Good morning Logie, can you walk?" Remus asked as he moved to Logan's closet, and pulled out a shirt and a pair of boxers and threw them at Logan. Remus was wearing a pair of green pajamas he'd summoned. Usually, he would've stayed naked as well, but they had to go down to see Patton.

"I'm not sure, but probably not," Logan answered. Logan moved to stand up and could barely stand for a few seconds before grabbing the night side table. Remus smirked, then moved to help his boyfriend stand and get dressed. Eventually, they were put together enough and walk downstairs to get some food.

Patton was happily cooking eggs as he heard the toaster ding. He pulled out the toast and put it on a plate and began to spread on some crofters, then he noticed Remus and Logan walking down the stairs. He ignored the mess Logan was, trying to not think about what the other two had done last night.

"Good morning you two breakfast is almost ready!" Patton didn't have to actually cook, they could just summon food, but he preferred cooking. It was therapeutic, and he needed that right now. Logan merely hummed in response and Remus said good morning back.

Logan and Remus each took a seat at the table. Remus sat in the spot his brother would usually sit in. Logan summoned himself a cup of coffee, and Remus summoned a deodorant and began eating it. Logan stared at Remus eating the deodorant still wondering how he could do it without the risk of sickness. Remus noticed Logan's stare and said, "Why are you staring at me? Do you want some? It tastes like babies."

Patton cringed as he overheard the flavor while walking in with the food. "No Remus I would not like to try your deodorant. I'm just wondering how your ability to do that without getting sick."

Remus laughed at Logan's comment. Logan just glared back. Remus stopped laughing, "Wait you're serious," Logan nodded, "Well I'm surprised you haven't figured it out yet considering we hang out all the time!"

Logan just glared silently not like being made fun of. Remus noticed and just gave an answer, "Well if you must know it's tied to my object impermanence problem. Any pain I cause can be believed out of existence, including pain I inflict on myself. It's basically what you do every time I stab you. It doesn't work in the imagination though. Any pain you get in the imagination is permanent. Including death, which is why my side of the imagination is only available to me. Janus didn't want a side to accidentally die in there."

Logan began processing the dump of information Remus had just given. Remus laughed again at Logan's confusion, "What, you didn't expect me to know my stuff, did you?"

Logan shook him, "With the way you present your self to us, you come across as extremely ignorant."

"When it comes to my magic I understand most of it, the one part I still don't fully understand are these," Remus reached out his arm so Patton and Logan could see. Several spots on his skin began changing color and started rising up. The new limbs formed small tentacles. Logan already knew about Remus' ability to do this, though it was easier to observe like this.

"Oh, that's like how Janus has his snake scales, and how I turned into a frog!" Patton interjected. Both of them just stared really confused by what Patton had just said. Patton looked between the both of them wondering what he did wrong.

"I'm sorry Patton, but did you say you turned into a frog?" Logan asked.

Patton's eyes widened in understanding, "I forgot you two weren't there! Well, during the filming of the new episode I was really stressed and emotional. All the emotions became too much and I turned into a frog, but Janus helped me calm down!"

Logan shook his head, "This is why I don't like emotions." Patton was about to counter this statement when he heard a door open and slam shut. Everyone looked over to the door to the imagination. Virgil was standing there wearing a dress with his jacket over it. He glared at the three with a grimace on his face.
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Did I just write a filler chapter that ends with a cliffhanger? Yes. Does the cliffhanger lead to mild angst? Most definitely.