Neon Circuits

School

       I ran towards my first period, math class. Math gives me constant rage. I can't wait until I graduate from college to not see another goddamn math problem again.... Well the unnecessary ones, which there's many.
      I sat on my assigned seat. Third chair, on the second row, to the right. I watched a witch named Candy Robinson. I remembered about the Magicians and Alchemists making an alliance. I wonder if she's going to be involved. Ya know? Since she's Romanian, a Magic State. She was sitting next to me on my right side. She has pink hair that resembles bubblegum. Daughter of a well-known merchant from Romania.
         Oh yeah, since the Vatican is in Italy, and other Catholic stuff to begin with, we're an Angelican State. Our government is tide to our religion, Christianity.
        Candy and Angelica always get in trouble with the church. Since Candy loves attention, she dresses like a heathen. Which can be entertaining to watch. She loves attention so she wears a lot less than what's proper. She will do anything for attention. There's a rumor going around that she eats girls out in the locker rooms for 90 dollars.
        On my left was Orange Jennings. Orange is an aristocratic vampire who goofs off so much it seems like he lost all his braincells.
       I often question if wether or not he's joking or just plain lost. Like foreal. Once in 5th grade, Mr. Birmingham asked him, "Who is our current governor?"
and Orange blurted out, "Arnold Schwarzenegger!" And he look like meant it!
       His random outburst makes him seem like he has the IQ of Patrick Star.
The whole classroom would laugh.
And the damn teachers let him get away with it! (It's probably because they're scared of getting sued).
        I tried paying attention to the teacher, Mrs. Bigpeen. Which is hard when she has a name like that. Thank God for letting my boring-ass classroom be humbled by such a name. Big penis? Hilarious.
           I eyed towards my math work and became distracted.
          "Yo, do you have answer for number eight?" Orange asked.
         "Yeah, its 6789." I sighed, laying my head down.
         "How come you hate math so much? you're pretty good at it." Orange asked Candy Robinson.
         "I just don't care about finding the root of number when it doesn't help me in life."
        "Bleh, I'm too cute for for this shit! All these numbers and letters are ugly." Candy whined.
        "Shut your jap, missy! And go change your improper clothing! It's distracting the students!" Ms. McCockfag gobbled.
       "You dare talk to a witch like that? My body isn't a distraction! I wear what I want! I can turn you into a frog in a finger snap."
      "That's against the law!"
      "I am the law!"
        "What do you mean her outfit as a distraction to the students. Since when do we blame a child's body for the lack of education of a student. I don't remember entering a school where we sexualice minors." I yelled.
        "Yeah, girls are not distractions! We're human beings! We have the right to dress as we please, without getting blamed for a perverted idiot who can't focus on his work!"
     "Oh look at that, I'm a boy, I can't pay attention because a young girls shoulders are exposed! It's totally the girls fault that I'm a predator. Boohoo" Mathew said in sarcasm, joining the girls in the protest."
        "Okay, I get it, shut up. This generation is too damn political."
         

        Now that summer has ended, Elliot and I have to stay at the dorms in the boarding school. I unpacked my boxes and organized them in my side of the room. I glanced at Elliot's boxes. His clothes weren't unpacked, yet. But, It's okay since all he has to do is use his telekinesis to unpack them.
       "Hey, Possente, where's your boy-toy?" Asked Candy. She was referring to Elliot.
       I kinda liked it when they call him that. "He went to play soccer in the field."
       My friends stopped by to help and suggest how I should decorate my room. We decided that the color scheme were pastel colors. So 2010s. We didn't worry about Elliot's preferences or opinions because he didn't really care.
       "Shouldn't it be girl with a girl and boy living with a boy?" Candy whined, putting up a poster to a wall that says "Create Your Own Path." She was always complaining. You think a rich girl would be satisfied with her life. But, ironically no. Candy complains more than the rest of us.
         I didn't agree with gender segregation. I hated that barrier. "
       "Since when do we live in the 15th century. Boys and girls have finally learned to coexist. The sexual crime rate has dropped to almost 0% boys have witnessed girls suffering in their own rooms, so boys learned not to harass anymore." Lilac said.
        "Yeah. I like it this way. It lets me keep an eye on Elliot and the boys. It makes it feel equal. " I answered.
       "Plus, guys will never assault a girl again after the Fuckening of 2021."
       "Yeah, they sure learned their lesson that year." I said.
         "That's not the point!!" replied Candy, "What about sex?!" Sex? Oh.
        I assumed she was talking about sexual assault, so I replied, " I'm not worried. Anyone who lays an unwanted hand on me will get punched." I gave a karate chop.
       "Rape isn't a problem since us girls train much harder than boys so we can level with them. I mean yes we are born physically weak than males, but that just means we have to train harder. Heh. Some of us can even beat the older kids up." My good friend, Elizabeth Belschmidt, Earl of Prussia and Hungary, said. An elementor, her specialty is making pretty plants, like roses, into a weapon. She uses that attack a lot when people say "Elementors are the weakest race".
       "The problem is, you know, the sluts in this school...." Lilac replied.
        "Yikes we're still using that word?" Candy muttered.
       "So? Let them have sex. It ain't our problem." added Angelica. Red hair. Strapless purple blouse with boots that go up to her thighs. She's in the debate team. A human shifter. And yes that's hella scary since she can shift to anybody she sees. She once shifted into our elementary school gym teacher and told everyone to play an all school hide and seek that lasted six hours.
        "The one we should be worrying about, are the big guys." warned Dandelion Haverus, a vampire. Golden blonde hair with a red and black dress. Thigh high socks and a rose on her braided crown hair, following curly hair in the back.
         Lilac commented, "Especially Tree Lily. That Shifter is a crazy bitch! She may be a 9th grader, but she fucks like a senior!" She always has the voice of honey that can attract any gender and still sound cute when cussing. Genuinely caring and soft. Daughter of Edward the 5th, pince of Wales. She has enormous boobs and light brown hair.
          "That girl needs Jesus. Just last week she challenged that alchemist Mark Donovan!" Elizabeth proclaimed. I glanced at the cross on the wall near my bed.
         "What? She actually challenged him!" asked Candy. "Oh Lord. If they are having unprotected sex, look at how many diseases they could get!!"
        "It gets worse. She challenged Mark that she can sleep with the most people in seven days. What is this? Sex in the City?" I added.
       "It's a "who gets herpes first challenge", that's what it is," Dandelion murmured, doing the cross on her forehead, left and right shoulder.
        "Gasp!" All the girls were shocked.
         "Just talking about it makes me feel like a sinner." Alex said.
       "Agreed." We all exclaimed.
       "...."
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       "...."
       ".... I bet Mark will get herpes first...." I muttered, placing three dollars on the coffee table.
      Candy placed four dollars and three nickels next to my money.
       ".... I bet Tree will get chlamydia...."
        Even the though we were either Protestant, Orthodox or Catholic, we agreed on many things. We do have the same God, don't we? And even thought it's a sin to gamble, it's all in good fun.