Linda: David is so annoying and honestly? Working a part time job?! How pathetic. He can't hold up a real job!
Gwen: You know criticizing my husband won't save your own marriage Linda so shut the fuck up.
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Linda: why are you helping Kelsey all the time?
David: it's called human decency Linda. Add it to your shopping list.
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David: *does something nice at a store such as fold a shirt back up again*
Linda [shopping there at the same time]: David! I didn't know you worked here!
David [with a strained smile]: I'm being a decent human, Linda. Retail employees aren't obligated to worship your manicured ass.
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Linda: ugh... children crying at the store drive me up the wall!
David: you wanna know what drives me up the wall more than the kids, Linda? When the parents can't learn how to be patient and help talk the kid through their tantrum. But I guess you wouldn't know since you're still in the middle of one.
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