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Pta!Dadvid & Pta!Gwenmom #3

David [pissed tone]: So, why are we angry at the Chocolate Milk?

Helen: because my son, Samuel, got overweight because of them

David [sarcastically]: Yeah, Helen because it couldn't be the 8twinkies you shoved into his lunch bag it must be the low-fat Chocolate Milk. Mystery solved!

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Gwen: really Frank? This is the 21st century. So why have you spent the last 20 minutes saying we shouldn't let a girl on the wrestling team? Or maybe you're just worried because she's in the same weight class as your son?

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Gwen [in a dark tone]: Misgender a genderless child one more time, I dare ya'!

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David: ...Gwen? What are you doing?

Gwen [using a salt shaker on a batch of lemon squares]: I'm making Linda's lemon squares as salty as she is

David: ... Fair enough