The creature then made another round quickly around the couch. As Bob walked slowly away, the alien approached Jeff. Jeff then dived at the creature and caught it in his arms. "Bob, come back, I caught it!" Jeff announced proudly. Bob quickly ran to the kitchen and grabbed a plastic bag. Jeff tossed the creature into the bag and Bob tied it up.
They rushed into the bedroom and locked the door. "I don't think it's safe to open that bag," Jeff told Bob hesitantly. "Let's open it then!" shouted Bob excitedly, "I want to know what it's name is!" "Does it even have a name?"Jeff asked. " Well, we'll soon find out" replied Bob.
They slowly peeled open the bag and revealed the terrified creature. It's mouth curled up into a sheepish grin. It slowly turned around to face the door and dashed towards it. CRASH!!! It banged into the closed door and fell face down onto the floor. "Hehehe, its not a very smart creature is it?" Bob chuckled as he picked up the round thing, "Whats your name?" Bob asked the creature. It just babbled and frowned. "Oh I see, you cant talk. Its okay. Is your name Fred?" Bob asked. It just stood there angrilly and shook its head.
"Is your name Jess?"
"Blahblahblah!"
Is your name...Bobbinson?"
"BLAHBLAHBLAH!!!!!"
"Do you just prefer to go by thing?"
"Mmmmm! Hmmmmmm!" Thing said proudly as it jumped around the room.
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Thingamajig
HumorThe two silly friends, Bob and Jeff live at the beach together and are throwing a party! But guess who comes barging into their house...
