The FuTuRe

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FF125, appears:
Everybody: ?!
FF125: I'm from the future!
Arcee: The fu-
FF125: shut up, no cursing in my Minecraft server!
Prowl: Minecraft-?
FF125: anyways! I'm here to tell you your future! First off Jazz!
Jazz: okay?
FF125: when you arrive to earth you'll die in a battle:)
Jazz: why me man?!
FF125: and Prowl you'll die in a couple years during the Autobot hunt
Prowl: wait wh-
FF125: as for Cliff, sorry man you die
Cliff: I'm used to it...
FF125: as for Ironhide, you die when a bitch prime betrays you all ^^
Ironhide: wtf?!
FF: and Ratchet you die also, but a year later
Ratchet: at least I'm not the only one dieing..
FF: as for Optimus and Bumblebee, you two well...do something and you'll have a adorable and sweet little cinnamon roll daughter!
OP&BB: wha-
Knockout: FUCK-
FF: and Knockout you'll have a girlfriend
Knockout: YES!
Arcee: and me?
FF: you really wanna know?
Arcee: yes
FF: you also die
Arcee: this is rigged!

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