Sniper: hey dad, can you pick me up?
Crosshairs: what did you do this time?
Sniper: nothing? My teacher asked me a simple question and I gave a simple answer!
Crosshairs: what did she say? And what did you say? And your grounded
Sniper: she said I had 5 bottles in one hand and 6 bottles on the other hand, and asked what do I have?
Crosshairs: okay
Sniper: so I said simply, a drinking problem
Crosshairs: your un-grounded for learning my smart-ass talent!
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Adiline: dad I got into a fight today, but I didn't start it
Ironhide: if you didn't start it, it's fine. You never throw the first punch.
Adiline: I know
Ironhide: you throw the second, third, fourth, fitith, six, seventh, eighth. Then when he is on the ground, you have the first, second, third, fourth kick!
Ironhide: then when the teachers comes you give the first excuse!
Adiline: dad...you good?
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Eir: mom, I got suspended today
Drift: what in Primus sake!? Your grounded! What in the pits did you do?!
Eir: well I was in class and a anti-bullying came to vist us and come teach us, and while she was talking she said "sticks and Stones can never break my bones but words will never hurt me"
Drift: and?
Eir: I threw a book that humans call a 'dictionary' at her head..and said "what do you mean by words don't hurt you?"
Drift: sweetspark...you are officially un-grounded.
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Colossus: dad! There's a weird blacky wingy thing on the outside of my room door, can you get rid of it? I think it's called a moth??
Col: pls hurry I'm going to cry soon...
Col: dad
Col: dad?
Ironhide: dad is dead, your next. Love moth
Ironhide: Oh, and I think you need a new door.
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Crosshairs: son, your in big trouble
Sniper: WHY?!
Crosshairs: because your texting me while your in this shitty human school.
Sniper: are you serious sire?! You texted me first!
Crosshairs: then why did you respond?!
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Transformers bloopers/spoofs
FanfictionYou really think that these Autobots and Decepticons won't have their fun? (I'm also adding some characters)
