Transformers bloopers/spoofs

Optimus prime and Bumblebee

The two on a mission and disguised as humans:

Optimus, drinking something:

Bumblebee, spots a trash can that's on fire:

Bumblebee: *tugs on his sleeve*

Optimus: ?

Bumblebee: look! It's your brother! Megatron!

Optimus: *spits out drink* PFFFT

'later the two put out the fire that some idiot did, and on that day Optimus promised himself to mate with this boy'

Got inspired by this person for this joke-
Team_MegaBee_Prime

Bumblebee, shaking his head: what did I tell you not to do?

Y! Optimus: to kill someone

Bumblebee: and what did you do?

Y! Optimus: kill someone...

Optimus: your mom and I are going to divorce next month

Hornet: WHAT?! Why?! When I get back home from school please tell me why?!😭

Optimus: Primus- this phone changed 'Disney' to divorce? What's wrong with humans technology?

Hornet: Oh thank Primus..

This is the two other kids of Optimus and Bumblebee:

Nakoa- female, second-oldest

Stinger- male, youngest

Stinger: hey uh, mum...can you pick me up from this horrible human school? I got suspended.

Bumblebee: why are all my kids getting suspended?! Your grounded and what did you do?

Stinger: my teacher asked me where was my homework, and I said 'it was at home' and she asked 'what was it doing over there'

Bumblebee: and?

Stinger: I said, 'having more fun then me'

Bumblebee: un-grounded, I can't believe I created a smart kids 😂

Stinger: and this is why I come to you with these kind of things instead of dad:)