Clouis oneshots ♡

Driver

summary: Louis is teaching Clem to drive, but things don't go as planned.

"Go Slow. CLEM GO SLOW!" Louis yelled.

"I am going SLOW." Clem yelled back.

"You're going to fast." Louis panicked. "Ease into it."

"I'm trying." She sighed.

"Just watch out for the- TRASH CAN." He yelled.

"Louis." She said calmly. "Stop fucking screaming."

Clem began driving down the street swerving, almost hitting a pedestrian and her dog.

"Do you know how to fucking drive?!" The older woman yelled from outside the window.

Clementine rolled her eyes, flipping her off. "Shut the hell up." She said, before rolling off.

Louis looked at her in surprise. "You can't just say that to people."

"She said something to me first." She pointed to herself.

"Yeah.." He said slowly. "Because you almost ran over her, and her damn dog." He flailed his arms around.

The brunette turned to look at Louis, "Well she shouldn't of-"

"LOOK AT THE ROAD-" He yelled, once more.

"Louis!"

"I'm gonna die."

"Oh my god." She groaned. "Chill the fuck out!"

"How can I?" He turned to her. "You're literally gonna kill me."

She huffed, rolling her eyes. "No, I am not."

"Right. How many times have you crashed any car?"

"Lou, don't worry." She glanced at him. "I've only crashed some cars, around 5 different times."

Louis had a look of horror on his face, his eyes wide. "What do you mean you've crashed 5 different times?!"

Clementine laughed, "It's only been 5 times."

"Great." He clapped his hands. "That's just SOOO amazing." He said sarcastically.

"Um, don't blame me." She defended. "Not all of the crashes were my fault."

"Oh really?" He raised an eyebrow. "Name one."

"Okay." She sighed. "That one time I crashed Lee's car? It was actually Sophie's fault."

"How so?"

"She said something stupid, and I just crashed into the mail box." She shrugged her shoulders.

Silence. Just silence.

Louis scoffed. "Yeah no. Pull over."

"What? No."

"Clem pull over, I'm gonna drive." He said with a blank stare.

The small girl awkwardly laughed, both hands still on the wheel. "No, we'll be fine." She glanced at him.

"The cops could literally pull us over any-"
As if one cue, blue and red lights came into the couples view. "Are you fucking serous." Louis whispered.

"Louis?" Clem asked worriedly.

"This is exactly why- Jesus christ, just pull over." He rubbed his face, sighing through his nose.

Clem reluctantly pulled over, the car following behind her. A few moments of silence,
the officer knocked on her tainted window.

"Hello Ma'am." He said in British accent. "License and registration, please."

With small shaky hands, she pulled out her I.D, Louis nervously staring out the window.

He scanned the I.D before handing it back to her. "Now. do you know why you were pulled over?

"Uh.. no?" She answered her response sounding more like a question, than an answer.

"You were speeding." He said with a "yikes" face, "and some older lady reported you."

Clementine raised her defined eyebrows. "And she said what?"

He grabbed a paper from his pocket. "This is what her report said." He unfolded the paper reading it aloud.

"Some terrible driving civilian." He looked at her. "Almost hit me and my dog. She can't drive to save her life, take away her license." The man finished reading with a monotone voice.

That bitch. Clem thought. "Anything else?" She cleared her throat.

"It also said you flipped her off and told her to shut up?" He raised an eyebrow.

Louis chuckled, quickly covering his mouth.

"Well.."

"Listen." He said.

"I'm listening.." She inquired.

"I'm gonna let you and your friend go, with no consequences."

Clementine grinned, "Thank you."

"-But this also a warning, to follow simple driving rules.

Clem felt beyond grateful. "Thank you officer..?" She trailed off.

"Marlon." The blonde corrected.

"Yes, Marlon."

"Have a nice day." He began walking, "and drive safe!" And with that, he pulled off his car leaving their view.

"Okay. So that was eventful-"

"You think?" He chimed in.

"Lou.." She said quietly. "I'm sorry."

"Its fine." He said laughing. "You still wanna drive?"

"Nope. Absolutely not." The girl said all too quickly.

"Okay. I'll drive us home." Louis looked at her girl, a sad look on her face. "I still love you."

The small girl smiled. "I love you back."

okay. so i literally wrote this in one sitting. i'm playing a car game- that involves me driving & my road rage is strong as fuck. literally i keep crashing and damaging my car.

and yes,  i've been pulled over before, got a damn ticket too 💀.

but i'll see you guys next time. let me know what y'all want me to write next.