CELEBRATION

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*at the hospital*

Ounvi: YOU OK CUZ

June: *laying on hospital bed w/ robe on* Yaaa. i feel ight. but wheres the fam

Ounvi: ur cousins decided to go to the hospital kitchen

June: *widens eyes* did i mishear u

Ounvi: no bish i said KITCHEN

June: *gets up out of bed and runs to the hospital kitchen*

Ounvi: WAIT I FORGOT THEY WERE AT THE BATHROOM. NOT THE KITCHEN.

2 hours later..

June: *out of breath* I CANT FIND THEM. ARE U SURE THE OTHER HUMANS DIDNT EAT THEM OR MADE THEM INTO DELICIOUS FRIES

Ounvi: *siting on the hospital bed listening to music* WHAT I CANT HEAR U

June: *comes up to Ounvi and violently pulls earphones out* dont. tell. me. that. they. killed. them.

Ounvi: *stares at June* .. yea about them, they're in the bathroom

June: *jumps onto the hospital bed and planks on Ounvi* fck u m8. fck u

The End.

JK IT IS NOT OVA

2 weeks later

*back at the castle*

Ounvi: *sitting on a fabulous throne* guess what June

June: what, whore

Ounvi: I GOTS THE 500 VIEWS

June: OH HAIL YA *brings out bottles and pops dem*

Potato Cousins: *brings out boom box* lettuce turnip the beat

June: *glances behind her* Oh fuck it. *starts twerking vigorously*

Ounvi: yas boo *twerks violently*

Potato Cousins: they did it *turns music up even louder*

FORREALZ THE END.

(A/N's): OK SO LIKE THIS IS JUST A CELEBRATION FOR 500 VIEWS ON Just A Metaphor & LIKE IM SO DUH HAPPY. THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTED ME. ONLY HALF WAY TO 1k.

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