*At June's place*
June: so how you been Ounvi?
Ounvi: -eating fries, looks up to see june lookin at her- Hmm what. OH UM im hella good
June: that's cool, cool.
Ounvi: -continues to eat fries- mmmhmm so-da-licious
June: -stares and Ounvi with anger-
Ounvi: -looks up at June- umm........... -looks back down at fries and looks back up at june- AH JEZUZ IM SORRY I NO MEAN TO DO HARM TO YU I JUST WUZ reallY HUNGrY sPARE MY LIFE PLEASE U DUH HOT UNI-P VERY MUCH BOOTIFUL NOW SIT DOWN BEFO I GET HURT MAN
June: -chuckles- bruh im not gonna hurt you and i wasnt even mad about the potato fries. u dropped fries on duh floor and u better pick it up.
Ounvi: -shocked, looks down to the floor, and begins to pick up only one-
June: every single gad dayum one
Ounvi: -begins picking each one QUICKLY-
June: das good. now continue eating. im gonna go to duh potty room
25 minutes later
Ounvi: -yells- JUNE WHY U TAKE SO LONG. ARE U POOPING
June: -no response-
Ounvi: THERE's PEOPLE AT DAH DOOR. CAN I OPEN IT FOR THEM
June: QUIET DOWN IM LISTENING TO MADONNA SING. AND YES HURRY UP AND LET DEM IN
Ounvi: -goes to the door and opens to see 1 person-
Person- HELP QUEEN PUL THERE IS A MAJOR DANGER T-SICKNESS GOING AROUND
Ounvi: -looks confused- what sickness?
Person: THE T-SICKNESS. OVER- OBSESSIVE-TWERKING-SENSATION- SICKNESS
Ounvi: den shouldnt be OOTS sickness?
Person: I DON'T KNOW BUT WE HAVE TO GO HELP THE OTHERS
Ounvi: -thinks for awhile- JUNE!!! get yo stanky azz over here!
June: -comes out running- ERMAGAWD WHAT DO U WANT FROM MEE
Ounvi: -stares at June sadly- the T-Sickness..
June: -widens eyes and drops jaw- are u kidding fam, LET's HELP PEOPLE BEFORE THEY BRAKE A BACK LIKE ME
To be continued..
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Unitato's & Queens (ON HOLD)
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