*At June's place*
June: WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO STOP THIS BULLCRAP
Ounvi: well uh where is the twerking sickness happening right now?
June: back at the village..
Ounvi: ooo! I have an idea, go get the boombox and meet me outside. we're going to that village
June: u idiot! you think we should go to that devil place
Ounvi: aw come on it'll be fun, we already twerk better then they do anyway
June: whatever lets do dis
*5 mins later*
June & Ounvi (in unison): LEGOOOOOO
*at the village after 10 mins*
Ounvi: gaddam so many twerking booties
June: -giggles- OH MYGAWD EMERGERD. LOok at the grandpa over there!!
Ounvi: -looks at the direction of where June is looking, widen eyes- um ok.... i think i have competition
June: ok LOL sorry let's help the people
Ounvi: -whispers to June- ok plan A, put in some turn up songs and play it. lets see if they twerk to dat real good
June: -whispers back- that's a bad idea. theyre going to get turnt real fast
Ounvi: ITS OK JUST DO IT
June: alright. -about to push button but is interrupted by a phone call-
Ounvi: oops. BUT U GOTTA ADMIT THIS RINGTONE IS THE BOMB DOT COM
June: hurry and pick it up with ur ratchet classical songs
Ounvi: wait no not yet. look at the grandpa. he stopped twerking
June: -gasp- WAIT I KNO
Ounvi: omg what now
June: ITS UR RINGTONE
Ounvi: well ya i kno its pretty hype
June: CLASSICAL MUSIC IS DUH CURE
Ounvi: ok if u say so
June: take ur phone and walk around the village with the classical ringtone on
Ounvi: uh ok
*30 mins later*
Ounvi: om-g -out of breath- i think u were right. all of them suddenly stopped twerking
June: i told-
Ounvi: you.
June: ok I WAS RIGHTT I WAS RIGHT -does happy dance-
Ounvi: yea yea whatever
The End.
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Unitato's & Queens (ON HOLD)
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