*at the kingdom*
Ounvi: *sitting in throne eating pizza* how's your back cuz
June: it's alright. i guess i leveled up my skills at twerking *winks*
Ounvi: teach me ur ways man
June: i cant. it's too complicated
Potato Cousins: *stares at june*
June: what
Ounvi: *stares at june*
June: whattttt!
Potato Cousins: *jerk heads slightly to the side*
King PUL (Pick Up Line): *AHEM*
June: *turns head around and sees king and gives a scared smile* um hi
Ounvi: *widens eyes*
June: *whispers to Ounvi* u never told me u got a bae
Ounvi: *whispers back* nah. thats side bae. u duh bae
June: *whispers* lmao ok
King PUL: *hits the floor with his magical stick* WHERE IS MY THRONE
Ounvi: idk m8. the butler took it away
King PUL: and why is that? *stares at Ounvi deadly*
Ounvi: idk m8. they said side hoes get nothin
King PUL: Guards get this young lady out of here or else-
June: * interrupts * AYE YO FAM. IM FEELING TURNT. BRING ME THE BOOMBOX
Potato Cousins: *brings boombox*
June: thanks fam *turns up music* THIS IS DUH JAM
King PUL: *gasps* You did not just interrupt me you filthy-
Ounvi: *interrupts & gets off throne and pulls out a pole and dances* LETS DO THIS
June: *twerks*
Potato Cousins: *twerks*
King PUL: What in the name of Jesus are you two doing!?
June: *looks at King and does basegod pose* -sings- lifestyllleee..
King PUL: GUARDS!
Guard 1: *runs to Ounvi and sees dancing* ~Twerks~
Guard 2: ~twerks~
Guard 3: *sees a potato cousin and runs after one*
June: *sees guard chasing potato* Oh hail nah. not today. -runs after guard and stabs him with a fork- Eat my fam and i eat u human
Ounvi: *ratchet clapping* yes BOo yaS
June: *turns around* -basegod pose-
King PUL: *shocked* um oops. *begins twerking*
Potato Cousins: yeeeeaaaaaaaa
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Unitato's & Queens (ON HOLD)
HumorWarning: Twerking, awesome unitato and queen, colorful words, bad grammar, spelling, punctuation, and a rad adventure. ••••••••••••••••••••••• Description in first chapter! •••••••••••••••••••••••
