The Love Doctor //kamisero// ((DISCONTINUED))

Ch 1- Hey Doc!

The lights were shut off in the dorm room, the shutters closed and the door locked. the only sources of light being candles and pink fairy lights that made light bounce off the walls. A neon sign that read 'The love doctor' in pink cursive hung neatly in the wall behind the small blonde who adjusted a simple stand-up microphone that sat on his desk. His computer sat in front of him, the brightness turned down to where you couldn't see his face enough to tell who he was, but bright enough that he could read comments and accept calls. He turned on the voice changer on his microphone, his voice sounding somewhat robotic and not at all like his normal cocky and smooth tone.

   "hey my guys, gals and non-binary pals, it's the love doctor!" his black figure shook with laughter, his feet propped up on the edge of the desk, crossed in a nonchalant fashion. "today I'm going to be answering a few questions that my guys have about the most confusing things in the world. girls!" he snickered at his own joke, the chat blowing up. "ok I was just joking ladies! No need to get all defensive!" he put his hands up in innocence before hearing a ring from his phone. He jumped slightly, but picked it up, pitting it on speaker for everyone to hear.

"Hey man!" he started with a smile that no one could see. "hey doc. I need your help badly, there's this girl in my life that's my best friend. I want to tell her I'm gay without ruining our relationship! How do I do that?" the blonde considered this a minute before giving his advice. "well, my guy, I'm afraid the only way is to just man up and say it like it is.." the guy groaned and cussed over the phone. "but, does this girl mean a lot to you? Is she your best friend for certain?" the guy happily answered.

"y-yes! I'm positive!" the figure nodded. "then bro, you know what? I think you just gotta tell her! Let those feelings come out. If she doesn't accept you for being gay, then she isn't really your best friend! And if she does, then that's great! But there's no way of knowing how this will go." the guy sighed over the phone, thanking him before hanging up. Another ring came from his phone, which he quickly answered.

   "Hey!" the guy over the phone sighed. "hey Docter, I have a big problem. I really like this girl, and I want to give her something nice like a bouquet- but she's allergic to flowers! What should I give her instead?" the figure shuffled, pulling his feet off the desk. "that's easy! Get her some chocolates! And if she isn't the chocolate type, maybe get her a cup of coffee. I know I wouldn't complain if someone gave me a coffee before a confession!" the guy giggled over the phone. "alright! That's a great idea...I never would've thought of that! Thanks, Doc!" the figure chuckled.

"its no problem." this system continued on for a while, the figure receiving calls and answering dating and love questions until one caller, in particular, started going off the topic of love advice. "you know that all of UA listens to this podcast right?" the figure nodded. "yeah, of course, I do! Thanks for that by the way guys. I'm just happy to help." the caller scoffed. "if you knew that, then you must go here right?" the figure was left speechless. "i-..uh.." the caller snickered. "so that's a yes. Ilk have you know doctor, I will find out who you are, and I will expose you!" the figure's muscles tensed before relaxing as he started to laugh. "monoma is that you?"

the caller gasped. "how the hell do you know my name!? Do I know you!?" the doctor just shook his head and glanced at his watch, which was illuminated by the link lights. He cussed, nearly falling back from his chair. "OH SHIT IM SO FUCKING LATE!" he stood from the desk, tripping slightly over the chair leg. "HEY! ANSWER ME DAMN IT! TELL ME WHO YOU ARE OR ILL FIGURE OUT MYSELF!" the figure scrambled for a bag, the dark silhouettes dancing in the shadows. "well everyone, thanks for listening to today's podcast! I have a blast! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm very very late for something very important! Ciao!"

He hung up the call and the recording, closing his laptop and turning off his mic before hiding the neon sign and the lights under his bed in a box, pushing his desk to a different corner of the room before grabbing his keys and slinging his bag over his shoulder, flipping the light switch up with a curled index finger.

He looked in the mirror, ruffling his blonde hair with a black lightning bolt running through it. He smiled before turning the door handle and sliding out, running down the hall. His white shirt bounced as he ran down the stairs, his bag hitting his back as he took the stairs two at a time.

He slid to a stop on the bottom, swinging himself around a wall and opening the glass doors of his dorm complex. He ran down the street, making it to the subway and slipping between people. He smiled at couples, pure happiness flowing through his system as he hopped onto a train. About twenty minutes later he ran off, jumping between people on the sidewalk, pushing people and yelling apologies as he heard a coffee shop on the corner of the street. He gripped the handle, going in it open and dragging his feet to a table where a group of teenagers sat with coffees in their hands.

He slipped his bag off, tossing it under the table, sliding into the booth beside a girl with pink skin and hair to match. "pikachuuuuu!" Mina cooed, smiling at him and handing him a caramel frap Which he gladly took and started to drink. "hey bro! What took you so long?" Hiroshima asked, his spiky red hair reaching the heavens. Kaminari almost choked on his drink. "i- uh..forgot to set my alarm.." an ash blonde who had his arms crossed rolled his eyes at him. "tch. Of course, you did. Fucking dumbass."

Kaminari just gave bakugo a goofy smile, earning another eye roll. "where's Shinsou?" mina showed Kaminari her phone screen, apparently Shinsou was sick and had to rain check. "oh.." the group fell into a casual conversation until a tall boy with curly purple hair walked up, a goofy smile and a bright expression on his beautiful face. "everything good over here?" Kaminari actually did choke on his drink this time, coughing and gasping for air as they all watched him struggling with the hot male that loomed over him. "Ahah..fine! Well, not fine everythings amazing! Like you~" he shot finger guns at him, a bead of sweat gliding down his forehead as his awkward smile twitched slightly.

The male looked at him with a raised brow before turning away, another table having called him over. Kaminari slumped, putting his fist on his cheek and melting into it with a groan. "wow Kaminari that was...so smooth." bakugo clapped slowly. Kirishima stared daggers at him. "what?" he just shook his head, looking across the table to Kaminari as mina rubbed his back in a 'Youll get 'em next time' kind of way.

Kirishima let out a breath. "look Kaminari, maybe you should try to ask this guy called the love doctor! He's kind of like you..if you were better at handling your love life..but the point is that he gives really good advice and tons of people I know have gotten the guy or gal 'cuz of him! Plus, he's super popular! Almost all of UA listens to him on the daily!" Kaminari nodded, biting his bottom lip as he listened to his friend talks about him without even realizing it. Mina bounced in excitement. "not to mention everyone's trying to figure out who he is! I bet he's really cute! And really good at talking to people!"

Kaminari looked away. "yeah, I bet.." he smiled, pushing off the feeling of sadness he felt in his stomach. Why couldn't he be the same guy that he was in the dark in the light? He shook his head. "maybe you guys are right. I'll take a listen sometime." bakugo scoffed from his diagonally across from him, next to Kirishima. "yeah Pikachu, maybe you'll learn a thing or two."

//hey everyone! It's Cheerio. I hope you enjoy the first chapter of my new book, 'The Love Doctor' ik it's another kaminari story but I Stan him so just suck it up- I'm aware this originally was gonna be a shinkami, but I barely see any kamisero fic's out there, and wanted to make my contribution!//