Character ask
Hey guys! So I decided to give you a little break from the drama cos the chappie after this is the big big chappie so I decided to answer the few questions I had. I'll be doing this in an interview version okay. Here goes J
Me: "Okay let's answer these questions right n- Ashton hon you're not supposed to do that to the mic"
Ash: oh, right. Sorry
Me: *groans and rolls eyes* okay, Luke and a- please stop making out oh god.
Luke: *furiously makes out with angel*
Michael: hey! That's my sister stop eating her face in front of me!
Me: oh for god sake.
Luke: right, what was it? Sorry.
Me: *clears throat* um, supermangirl28 would like to know about the swirly tattoos. Why do you and angel have it? Is it supposed to mean something or?
Luke: shouldn't you know that cos you basically wrote the story?
Me: don't sass me Hemmings I practically made you.
Angel: *giggles* um, the tattoos are like our bond together. It links me and him idek that sounded weird.
Luke: it sounded nice *smiles at Angel*
Angel: *blushes*
Me: alright, Calum, paramoreskrillex wants to know if you have feelings for Joannah?
Calum: *coughs and looks awkwardly at Joannah*
Joannah: *looks at the floor*
Calum: mmmm yeahhh umm, I don't know, I mean, yeah, I don't know yet.
Luke: wise.
Calum: thanks.
Me;: and Michael: shut up Luke.
Me: right, um, the same person wants to know, Ashton, where you been at?
Ashton: oh you know, just chilling on the sidelines waiting for something awesome to happen, as usual.
Me: that's nice. Okay, um, the same person wants to know, Michael, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUT OF THAT DAMN ASYLUM?!?!
Michael: JESUS CHRIST SATAN STOP SHOUTING!
Lucifer Sr: hey!
Michael: oh, right, sorry. Um, don't shout at me please, I'll be getting out pretty soo-
Me: you forgot to fucking say spoiler alert jesus Christ Michael when will you ever-
Michael: oh, right. Yeah.
Me: this is not going how I planned it. Anyway, Lucifer sr. sir, the same person-
Calum: well isn't she a very curious gal.
Me: - would like to know why you're trying to kill Angel.
Lucifer Sr.: spoiler alert-
Me: oh thank God.
Lucifer Sr.: but Angel is interfering with my plans for Luke, so yeah that's why. I can't say anymore.
Me: props for saying spoiler alert.
Lucifer Sr.: *smiles and bows, smug bastard*
Me: Alvin, the same person wants to know who are you?
Alvin: well that's just plain rude, you wangchung.
Me: okayyy moving oooon. Crazyclifford87
Michael: that's cute *giggles like an adorable little shit*
Me: -wants to tell Luke and Angel that she will kick your assess if you don't send Lucifer back where he came from.
Lucifer Sr.: *winks*
Luke and Angel: *gulps* um we'll try our best.
Me: the same person wants to know, Angel, what was the first word that popped into your head when you knew that Luke was the kid from the alley.
Angel: there are two tbh. Believe it or not one of them was dick. Not the organ but the insult cos he left me alone that night and two is found cos well, he kinda found me *blushes*
Michael: you guys make me sick oh god.
Calum: *awkwardly chuckles*
Me: aaand the last question from paramoreskrillex is why I'm so good at writing. Awwwww
All my characters: *groans*
Michael: here comes the bragging.
Calum: why did you have to ask.
Alvin: you just had to, you just had to.
Luke: this is torture.
Me: I actually pretty much suck at writing idk why you guys like it so much tbh but I kinda like that you take your time to read my shitty fanfic soo thank you so so so much. Each chapter is literally a struggle like they don't just come naturally lol it's a long story but um thanks lol.
Me: and that was it I just want you to know I love you all so much and thank you for all the time you spent reading my book. Thank you, by- Luke AND ANGEL FOR FUCK'S SAKE SAY GOODBYE THEN GET A FUCKING ROOM.
All my characters: BYEE!!!
Michael: GEEZ WOMAN NO NEED TO SHOUT, OW!
Calum: I may or may not have just farted.
Ashton: *giggles*
Me: ugh I hate you guys.
Michael: even me? *pouts*
Me: *blushes*
Ashton: LYXIA HAS A CRUSH! LYXIA HAS A CRUSH.
Me: oh god.

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