Main bahut kutti cheez hoon

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"Why are you assuming you're punishment is a kiss? Yeh nahi hai" she says pushing his cheek away. "Toh aur kya hai?" he asks. "Pata nahi abhi socha nahi hai, I'll let you know before I leave but abhi ke kiye chai garam karke leke aa" she says handing him two cups of tea.
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Sidharth and Shehnaaz were wrapped up in each other's arms when Shehbaaz calls to let her know that her outfit had been delivered. "Chal uth mujhe hotel jana hai" says Shehnaaz in a low voice. "Kya hua baby, ithna low kyu sound kar rahi hai? Are you feeling alright?" says Sidharth.

"I'm fine, bus vapas ghar mein tere bina band ho rahi hoon na isliye" she says. "Bus? isliye itni sad ho, it's going to be fine, Shehbaaz hoga aur vaise bhi hum thode dinon mein mil rahe hai na?" he says. "Haan par voh nahi hai, it's just the whole show Sidharth, I don't want to do it, jaise maine socha tha vaise nahi hai, par chhod mujhe pata hai tujhe MSK ke baare mein baat karna accha nahi lagta" she says.

"Aisa nahi hai, we can talk about it, I'm sorry last time main" he begins to say. "Nahi it's fine, aur accha hai na, kuchh dinon ke lie mujhse chhutkara milega tumhe" she says cutting him off. Sidharth gets a little offended, "Does she really think I want to get rid of her?" he thinks.

"Agar tujhe sach mein lagta hai main tujhse chhutkara chahata hoon, then just fuck off Shehnaaz" he says walking away from. "Arghhh damn it that backfired" she thinks. "Nahi Sorry Sorry!!!! Sidhaaaarth tu aise kyun react karta hai, mera voh matlab nahi tha" she says running after him. "Toh kya matlab tha" he questions turning around to face her.

She starts dragging him back to the bed, "Baith yaha, main samjha thi hoon, what I meant" she says holding his hand. "Fine bol" he says. "Voh mera matlab tha ke..umm tu mujhe kitna jhel tha hai, main tujhe kitna thang karti hoon, so jab main ghar ke ander hungi koyi tujhe pareshaan nahi karegi so voh accha hoga na, tum thoda relax kar paoge" she says with hopeful eyes.

"Does she really think I'll be happy without her here, that I'll be relaxing while she's in there with a bunch of guys tryna take her away from me?" he thinks. He places his hand on her hand that was holding his, "Shehnaaz tujhe pata hai na, ke yeh jo hum sabh mazaak karte rehte hai ke main tujhe jhelta hoon, voh mazaak hi hai? I wasn't ever nor am forced to spend time with you or be with you, I do it because I genuinely love it, I enjoy it" he says.

"Haan pata hai, main bhi toh mazaak hi kar rahi thi, but still thank you maine tumhe kitna irritate kiya aur kitni attention mangi aur apne kitni tareef karayi" she says. "Tu pagal hai? Thank you kyun bol rahi hai, irritate karna toh girlfri... I mean girls ka kaam hota hai" he says bringing a huge grin on Shehnaaz's face.

She noticed how he was going to say girlfriend but changed it to girls. "Shit, why did I almost say that? I have to be more careful" he thinks. "Aur attention, voh toh tu jethni leti usse zaada deti hai, I swear jethna tune mujhe manaaiya hai aur jethni attention tu mujhe deti hai, voh aaj tak kisi ne nahi de hogi" he says.

"Aur tareef karna, yeh to pakka annoying lagta hoga tuhje haina?" she asks. "If I'm being honest, agar kisi aur ki tareef karni hoti hai toh it's kind of annoying at times kyunki kabhi kabhi jhooth bolna padta hai, lekin teri tareef karna mujhe pasand hai kyunki jab main teri tareef karta hoon main sach bolta hoon aur sach bolna toh accha hota hai na?" he answers.

"Haan haan pata hai mujhe tujhe kisi aur ki tareef karna kithna annoying lagta hai! Yaad hai kaise finale ke din Rashmi ki tareef ki thi?" she releasing her hand from his and crossing her arms while making an angry pout. "Maine kabh ki?" he says intensifying her anger. "Kutte HOT! maine bola tha?" she says. "Arrey usne puchha 'how am I looking?', main kya karta?" he says.

"Kya karta?" she pushes him further back on the bed and sits on top of him so that her legs are on either side and she's pushing down on his shoulders, "Ignore kar deta, keh deta ke Shehnaaz se puchh le, ya Asim se puchh le, ya yeh hi keh deta ke teek lag rahi hai" she says with piercing eyes. "Abh agar voh HOT lag rahi thi toh HOT hi kehta na?" he says hoping she'll take it as a joke but of course she isn't going to.

The fingers that were digging into his shoulders loosen their grip as she begins removing them, she attempts to get off of him but he doesn't let her. "Rukh na baby kya hua" he says. "Nahi tu apne HOT Rashmi ko ja ke rokh, mujhe jaane de" she says feeling irritated. "Mazaak kar raha tha meri jaan" he says pleadingly.

"Nahaana bhi Rashmi ke sath, hot bhi Rashmi ko kehna, sofe pe bhi Rashmi ke sath bethna hai, aur mazaak Shehnaaz ki sath?" she says looking away. "Tujhe bhi toh sexy kaha tha na maine uss din" he says hoping it'll make things better. "Mujhe bhi? Sirf mujhe kehna chahiye tha, usse kyun kaha?" she says. "Bus aise hi, she asked I just answered, isme kya hogaya, itna gussa kyun ho rahi hai?" he says.

"Tu mera hai ya uska?" she questions looking him dead in the eyes "Bataa!" she says demanding an answer. "Tera" he answers. "Toh fir tere logical dimaag ko samajh nahi aata ki agar tu mera hai toh meri hi tareef karega, usko apni tareef karane ki liya jo bhi uska hai, uske pass jana chahiye na, tere pass kyun aa rahi hai! Tujhe pata nahi hai, in mamlon mein, main bahut kutti cheez hoon, munh tod dungi tera agali baar." she says pointing at him.

"Why does she look so hot when she's mad tho?" he thinks. He doesn't say anything but leans up and kisses her cheek. Shehnaaz couldn't help but smile, one little kiss and all her anger vanished. "Yeh kiske liye?" she says touching the spot where he kissed her. "Kyun ki tu gusse mein bahut hot lagti hai" he says. "Sachi?" she says softly looking away.

"Why the hell do I get so shy randomly" she thinks as her cheeks turn slightly red. She looks at him and finds him smirking. "Aise kyun dekh raha hai?" she says. "How are you so cute? Mann kar raha hai tujhe kha jaun" he says before biting her cheek. "Kutta!! Tu pagal hai abh nishaan padh jaega" she yells rubbing her right cheek.

"Okay sorry sorry" he says. After a few seconds he bites her left cheek too. "Wtf Sidharth" she yells staring at him in shock and anger. "What? Maine socha dono ko barabar kar deta hoon, you know same same" he says chuckling. "Kutta!!" she smacks his chest. "Just watch your" she begins to say but gets cut off by the phone. She looks at her phone and sees that Shehbaaz is calling.

"Sorry sorry, bus nikal rahi hoon" she says quickly before cutting the call without even listening to what Shehbaaz had to say. "You better watch your back, iska badlaa toh main lungi" she says pointing to her cheek. "Haan haan le lena, chal abh jaldi kar chalte hain" he says. "Teek hai, main apna top change karke aati hoon" she says getting of him and walking away.

She comes out wearing her white crop top and grabs her stuff. "Chal aaja" she says heading towards the door. "Oh moti, tera samaan?" he says. "Voh rehne de, kisi aur din le jaungi. Issi bahane tere ghar ik baar fir aa jaungi" she says. "You don't need an excuse to come here Shehnaaz, jab bhi tera mann kare aa jana" he says.

"Aur agar mera mann kare ke main raat ke 2 baje yaha aake tujhe hug karke soh jaun toh?" she says. "Toh ek call kar dena aur main khud tujhe lene aa jaunga, chahe raat ke 2 baje ho ya subha ke 4" he says. "Aww I love you bebu" she says giving him a tight hug. "Chal abh" he says and they head out.

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