sʜᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ | ɴᴄᴛ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ (discontinued)

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everyone sat peacefully- not really at the dining table eating their foods. "guys," chenle began. "let's go to the mall" he finished with food in his mouth. "chew with your mouth closed you uncultured swine" yuta said to chenle. "we can go after we eat finish your food first" taeil said.
"awh yeeeeah" chenle high fived jisung.

—

"alright are you guys ready to go?" kun asked everyone, counting heads. "yessir" dayoung replied. "we'll have to take 3 or 4 cars so who's gonna drive" taeyong informed. "OOH OOH ME" dayoung jumped up and down. "no not you" jaehyun softly pushed her aside. "why not" she crossed her arms. "we have taeyong, doyoung, taeil, kun and me" jaehyun said. "that's 5 idiot" chanhee said. "okay so?" jaehyun shot back. "oh my god"

"okay i'll drive" jaehyun said, "i'll take the youngsters" he finished. "uhh you do know that's 10 counting you?" jaemin questioned. "haha i'll shove the girls in the trunk no biggie" jaehyun laughed. "OH BET I WANNA SIT IN THE TRUNK" chanhee and dayoung highfived each other. "NO FAIR I WANNA SIT IN THERE" chenle screamed. "NO NOBODY'S SITTING IN THE TRUNK JAEHYUN SHUT UP" taeyong flailed his arms around.

"i'll take the idiots over there" he pointed at hendery, xiaojun, yangyang, ten and sicheng. "okay taeil and i will take the rest" taeyong said. everyone nodded in approval.

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"DAYOUNG CHANHEE PLEASE SIT DOWN"

"NEVER THIS IS MY JAM"

"GOD DAMN IT PLEASE SIT DOWN DAYOUNG"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP RENJUN"

"JAEHYUN ARE YOU NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING"

"nah not my problem"

"jaemin hyung i'm scared of them"

"me too jisung me too"

"aH FUCK"

"SEE YOU FELL IT'S KARMA FOR DANCING ON A MOVING CAR"

"SHHHH LET ME DANCE"

"uhhhh jaehyun hyung how much longer i don't think i can stay in here any longer"

"12 more minutes mark"

"oh lord..."

"jeno please help me calm them down"

"jeno?"

"HE FELL ASLEEP JENO FELL ASLEEP OH MY HAECHAN HELP ME"

"nah he's gonna kill me"

"i hate you so much"

"love you too jaemin"

—

"dayoung, chanhee PLEASE sit down i'm begging you" jaemin begged the girl who stood up from the trunk. the girl simply ignored him and continued. "that's it" jaemin grabbed the girls shoulders and dragged her out of the trunk and onto his lap. oh😳🖐🏻

"oOoOh dAyOunGgg" chanhee giggled. "YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN DRUNK WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ALL" jisung screamed.
"get me off your lap you horny teen" dayoung joked and thrashed around in his arms. jaemin hands gripped around her hips and tried to keep her from moving.

"stop moving dayoung" jaemin growled in dayoung ears. "w-what" dayoung stuttered, confused. "just stop moving" jaemin groaned as dayoung tried to turn. "oh" dayoung finally realized what was happening and stopped all movement. "good girl" he whispered in her ears making her shiver.

"EW THEY'RE DOING GROSS THINGS SOMEONE BLEACH MY EYES" jisung screamed covering his ears. "be quiet jeno's sleeping" chanhee shushed jisung. "says the one who was literally screaming and dancing just a second ago" jisung scoffed.

"mhmm i'm telling the guys about this jaemin" jaehyun teased him. "nooo stop hyung doyoung hyung's gonna kill me" jaemin complained. "your fault" jaehyun shrugger as jaemin just whined.

"see chanhee and jeno could be like this but he's a coward" renjun said before warily looking at jeno. "he's asleep you dumbfuck he didn't hear you, say it when he's awake" chanhee rolled her eyes. "indeed a coward" mark laughed at chenle.

"we're here kids get out before i lock you guys in" jaehyun got out of the drivers seat. "soo.. who's gonna wake him up" mark asked unsure. "oh for fucks sake i'll do it" haechan started. "jeno wake your fat ass up we're here" haechan slapped jeno on the face. "what" jeno woke up and glared at haechan. "it was chanhee's idea" haechan blurted before rushing out of the car. "WHAT" chanhee screamed. "oh haha it's fine" jeno smiled with his eye smile. that bitch. "simp" renjun retorted.

haha