dayoung slapped minho's hand. "yall disgusting motherfuckers go clean your dirty ass hands" she continued to slap everyones hands away from the food. "why" HAN jisung asked trying to reach for the chicken before she slapped his hand away with a pair of wooden chopsticks. "who knows what you guys did with those hands, they could've been up your pants who knows" she shrugged.
"mHMmmM"
"GROSS MINHO"
"i did not raise them"
"oh hush woojin hyung you're our mom"
"and channie hyung is the dad"
"what"
"what"
"dayoung noona's our mom"
"yeah and we have two dads"
"WHAT"
"NO NOT LIKE THAT"
"renjun hyung is dad number one and jaeminnie hyung is dad number two"
"that's gross i don't share my bestfriend"
"what the fuck i'm not an object"
"be quiet dieyoung you have no say in this"
"CHANHEHE I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SHOVE THIS CHICKEN WING DOWN YOUR THROAT"
"SHE'S GONE MAD AGAIN SOMEONE STOP HER"
"QUICK RENJUN JAEMIN SOMEONE"
"WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME"
"JAEMIN SHE'S CHOKING CHANHEE"
"CHANGBIN WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING"
"i hate it here" chenle eyed the elders with distaste clearly writtin on his face. "me too" felix agreed.
—
"I'M SO FULL I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP"
"well that's what you get when you shove all that food down your throat jeongin"
"mHmMmM"
"no minhoe"
"what'd you call me"
"oh shit"
"sit your ass down minho"
"you can't tell me what to do woojin hyung"
"i can't take this anymore" woojin sighed. "i feel you man" dayoung hummed in agreement. "i know right, taking care of 7 adults who act like 5 year olds is so tiring" woojin added shaking his head. "YOU THINK 8 IS BAD?? I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF 11! AND FOUR OF THEM ARE IN COLLEGE" dayoung cried out. "ouch"
"guys i dare you to go in the basement" chanhee snickered as she dared the boys. "what? no i'm never going in there again. nuh uh you can't make me" felix protested against her suggestion. "take all the boys with you, me and dayoung will stay up here" chanhee pushed. "what?? why only you two" mark added. "because, what if you're stuck forever? we need someone to stay up" chanhee shrugged. "but two?" PARK jisung questioned. "i'm here for when chanhee gets bored now go downstairs before i lock you in" dayoung pushed the boys to the basement door.
"WAIT STOP PUSHING ME DAYOUNG"
"IT'S NOT ME"
"IT'S ME CHANNIE HYUNG SORRY"
"I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU"
"OW WHO JUST GROPED MY ASS"
"sorry not sorry jaemin. your ass looked real juicy"
"that's not weird at all dayoung- NO GROSS DON'T WINK AT ME"
"shhhh"
—
"okay! call us or knock on the door when you're scared or whatever" chanhee laughed out and closed the door. "chanhee i can't believe they actually went in" dayoung bursted out laughing. the girls sat back down on the couch, relaxing. "finally some peace and quiet" chanhee exhaled.
"AHHHHHH"
"you fucking jinxed it chanhee you jinxed it"
"oops sorry"
BANG BANG BANG
"OPEN THE MOTHER FUCKING DOOR DAYOUNG"
"I THINK JISUNG PASSED OUT"
"WHICH JISUNG"
"UHH BOTH..?"
"goodluck in there"
"OPEN THE DOOR DAYOUNG THIS IS CREEPY"
"not my problem"
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHEN I GET OUT"
"IF you can even get out renjun"
"JUST OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR I THINK I SAW SOMETHING"
"what"
"you saw something?"
"YES PLEASE OPEN"
"like what"
"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT DAYOUNG OPEN THE DOOR"
"OH MY GOSH JISUNG IS CRYING"
"WHICH ONE"
"THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE ONE FAINTED ONE IS CRYING JUST OPEN"
"FINE OH MY GOD WAIT"
"..."
"HELLO? ANYONE THERE??"
"...it's locked"
YOU ARE READING
sʜᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ | ɴᴄᴛ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ (discontinued)
Hayran Kurgu"shut up and give me the answers lonjun" [social media/text au] lowercase intended highest rank: #4 on nct127
