sʜᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ | ɴᴄᴛ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ (discontinued)

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bold is chinese :)

"oh shit that's cute"

"WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG"

"SHH THEY'RE SLEEPING"

"TIME TO EAT EVERYONE"

"SHUT UP DOYOUNG I SAID THEY'RE SLEEPING"

"FUCK YOU TAEYONG"

"I WILL NOT HESITATE TO PUNCH YOU"

"TRY ME BITCH YOU'RE LIKE 5 FEET TALL"

"I'M 5'8 THE FUCK"

"WHATEVER I'M STILL TALLER"

"boomers" jisung sighed. "i know right" mark shook his head at the olders who bickered shamelessly.

"fucking hell, you two woke them up" renjun sighed, giving up on taking pictures of his best friends. "oops..?" taeyong sheepishly laughed.

"huh.. what happened" dayoung rubbed her heavy eyes. "oh my god my face feels so puffy" she blinked repeatedly.

"no shit ugly. you slept right after crying" haechan didn't hesitate to retort. chanhee slapped him on the arm. "hey! leave her alone rat"

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME A RAT"

"YEAH I DID SO WHAT"

"JENO TAKE YOUR GIRL AWAY FROM ME I DON'T HANG AROUND PEASANTS"

"why am i always drag-"

"I'M NO PEASANT"

"OH PLEASE"

"FUCKING FULL SUN MY ASS MORE LIKE FULL PIECE OF SHIT"

"YOU DID NOT"

"OH I FUCKING DID"

"AHHH HE'S CHASING ME FUCK JENO PROTECT ME AHH"

"my head hurts" jeno rubbed his temples, clearly exhausted by the two who continued to run around. "they fight like siblings" chenle laughed at jaehyun who was recording the whole scene from aside.

"i'm hungry.." dayoung whined, clinging onto taeyong's shirt. "aw okay let's order takeout" he said. "what do you guys want" taeyong looked at the younger ones.

"i want pizza"

"no doyoung we are not getting pizza again"

"why not"

"because we literally LIVE off of it"

"okay and?"

"go die"

"rip doyoung hyung" chenle laughed. "fuck you dayoung" dayoung stuck her tongue out at her brother who ignored the childish act.

"okay stop fighting. order what you want" taeyong shushed everyone. "i'm not hungry" chanhee snuggled into jeno's chest. "i want a salad" dayoung said with no enthusiasm whatsoever. "okay damn" donghyuck shook his head at the girl.

"get me a salad from chick fil a pleeeeease" she gave puppy eyes at doyoung and taeyong. doyoung pushed his sister's head away and rolled his eyes. "okay okay now stop you look ugly also chick fil a is closed it's literally like 1 am"

"GASP YOU DID NOT JUST CAL ME UGLY"

"why does she always say gasp"

"i have no idea jaehyun hyung.. no idea"

"she's a lost cause"

"I HEARD THAT RENJUN"

"okay bitch"

"do you wanna die?!"

"BITCH THE FUCK NOT"

"exactly so shut up"

"HHAHAHHA"

"since when did dayoung learn chinese"

"since i met this fool ya fucking idiot"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND CHINESE"

"then learn it peasant"

"what"

"HAAHAHHAH"

"chenle honey... no"

"i hate you"

"i love you too baby"

"JAEMIN'S YOUR BABY"

"RENJUN SHUT THE FUCK UP"

"oh yikes what did he say"

"he said jaemin is her bab-"

"DAYOUNG YOU'RE GONNA SUFFOCATE CHENLE LET GO OF HIM"

"NO HE DESERVES IT"

"NO DAYOUNG"

"HELL YES DAYOUNG"

"DOYOUNG STOP YOUR SISTER SHE'S GONNA KILL CHENLE- HIS FACE IS RED OH MY GOD" taeyong panicked, slapping dayoung to get her off of chenle who was also slapping her arms. "HE CAN'T BREATHE BITCH" doyoung yelled at his sister who ignored his words. "THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT YOU UGLY HEADASS" she retorted.

"god damn them" mark shook his head at the trio. "why does dayoung always choke eople

"LET GO OF CHENLE DAYOUNG"

"NO"

"NOONA HE'S GONNA DIE"

"THEN LOOK AWAY PARK"

"NOOOOO- OH MY GOD CHENLE ARE YOU OKAY" jisung ran over to his friend who almost died to lack of oxygen. chenle gasped for air. "my life just flashed before my eyes" he said in horror before looking at dayoung with wide eyes. "don't test me bitch" she scoffed at the younger boy.

"well, that's enough headassery for today. i'll order our food" doyoung declared as everyone sat down in peace- well not really but whatever.

—

"food's he-"

"MY SALAD"

"holy crap- what happened to her" jaehyun froze in his spot as dayoung ran towards him. "she needs her salad" jaemin massaged his temples. "okay then.." jaehyun put the plastic bags on the table and everyone started to dig through the bag, looking for their own food.

"salads are the second best things in the world" dayoung chewed on her food as she waved her fork in the air to emphasize her words. "stop waving your fork it's gonna stab someone in the eye" chanhee rolled her eyes at the older girl. "i swear to god chanhee if you roll your eyes again i'm gonna stab them out myself" dayoung said in return.

"oh my god"

—

"uh you guys can sleep here tonight. share the guest rooms equally, bye kids" doyoung walked up the stairs. "goodnight" jaehyun smiled at the younger ones before following doyoung's steps. "nigh night, wake up early for breakfast" taeyong waver and walked up the stairs.

"bye losers i'm gonna sleep" dayoung threw a peace sign at her friends and went to the staircase as chanhee followed. "you guys can use my room if you need" chanhee followed behind dayoung.

"you have a room in dayoung's house?" donghyuck asked the girls. "she practically lives here now. renjun too. use chanhee's, renjun's, and the two guest rooms if you need to. goodnight" dayoung walked up the stairs and into her room, followed by chanhee who ran inside and locked the door.

"i'm dating jeno"

wbk honey