sʜᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ | ɴᴄᴛ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ (discontinued)

20

"open up bitch"

"haechan stop screaming the neighbors will hear-"

"OPEN YOUR FUCKIN DOOR DIEYOUNG"

"THERE ARE KIDS OUTSIDE HAECHAN"

"OKAY AND"

"you're gonna get the neighbors to call the cops on us i swear to god"

"when will he ever learn"

"is she gonna open the door or not bro"

"i'll call her"

NANA🥰✨ IS CALLING

ACCEPT OR DECLINE?

"hello? dayoung"

"huh, what happened"

"can you uhhh open the door"

"oh fuck"

"uhhh what"

"i'm out"

"you're not home?"

"yeah, i went out to buy chicken.
tell renjun to unlock the door, he has
the keys to my house. if he didn't bring
them then look under the flowers, i
hid a spare in there somewhere"

"okay love, i'm hanging up"

"bye bubba"

NANA🥰✨ HAS HUNG UP

"she said she went out to buy chicken"

"does that mean we have to wait"

"ughh i don't wanna wait outsideeeee"

"are you guys dumb or something"

"renjun don't you have the keys"

"no"

"for fucks sake"

"chanhee go look under the flowers"

"why me"

"because you're the closest"

"useless men"

"AW FUCK WHY'D YOU JUST PUSH ME"

"YOU CALLED MEN USELESS"

"BECAUSE YOU ARE"

"guys calm down"

"NO MARK SHE CALLED US USELESS" donghyuck screeched, giving a glare to chanhee. chenle sighed before turning to jisung. "are they really older than us" he gave him a bored look. "sadly they are, let's pretend we don't know them and run away"

"you're a genius jisung"

"i know, now let's go before they reali-"

"CHENLE JISUNG GET BACK HERE"

"shit we got caught"

"yall aint sneaky"

"can you open the door now"

"i haven't found the key yet calm your tiddies man"

"tiddies?"

"oh for fucks sake, move out the way"

"finally, jeno's the only useful man here"

"you're just whipped"

"shhh"

—

"when is she coming"

"i don't know stop asking me"

"wait i think that's her"

"what if it's a murderer trying to get in so they can kill us and drag our dead and bloody bodies out"

"DO YOU HEAR THAT THEY'RE TRYING TO BREAK IN THEY'RE STRUGGLING TO OPEN THE DOOR"

"you want too many crime things chanhee"

"what is up my children" dayoung walked in the house with a two bags in her hands. "wow how much chicken did you buy?" jaemin ran to help her. "uh i think three or four boxes. we're feeding 7 still growing boys and me and chanhee" dayoung chuckled. "yeah, don't forgot chicken is probably the only meat she'll ever eat" chanhee rolled her eyes and unboxed the food. "okay and? i wasted more than $45 be grateful" she scowled at the girl who just ignored her.

"come eat ya fuckin pigs"

"that's not nice"

"okay mark"

"..."

"guys i- EUWEHSHSJS"

"WHAT THE FUCK"

"OH MY GOSH IS HE OKAY"

"ARE YOU STUPUD HE'S CHOKING, OF COURSE HE'S NOT OKAY"

"QUICK SOMEONE GET HIM WATER" jaemin yelled at nobody in particular. "god damn it" donghyuck muttered under his breath, getting up from his seat.
"i can't believe chenle choked on his chicken" jisung bursted out laughing. "i was a hungry boi with an i" chenle shrugged his shoulders and continues to eat. the two boys continued laughinf until someone cut them off.

"just eat the damn chicken"

"mom's mad"

"i'm not mad jis-"

"quick dad calm her down before she unleashes her inner demon"

"her inner demon is fucking scary bro"

"i know ri-"

"i will not hesitate to shove these chopsticks down your throat"

"QUICK JAEMIN CALM HER DOWN SHE'S GONNA KILL US ALL"

"no she won't now eat your damn chicken"

"damn mom and dad are mad"

"donghyuck not you too"

"yikes"

"i want ramen" jaemin abruptly said, looking up from his plate. "are you kidding me i just boug- whatever cook it or something" dayounf sighed, giving up on saying anything. "you want any?" jaemin lifted an eyebrow at the girl who just shooed him away. "yeah sure whatever"

"mom's sick of dad's bullshit"

"i swear to god jeno"

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