Don't take offense to these: its a joke
Johnathan
-- you are an absolute cinnamon roll who needs to be protected
Speedwagon
-- you have a weird fetish for British men
William
-- if you could live only off spaghetti, you would
Dio
-- you're going to jail very young
Joseph
-- somehow you're still alive - despite all the bullshit you've been through. Nice!
Caesar
-- you will kill for your frineds and family, warented or not.
Lisa-Lisa
-- you're a fucking lesbian
Storhiem
-- you were drafted for WWII in a past life
Kars
-- you're a fucking t h o t
Jotaro
-- you got daddy issues
Kakyoin
-- you are not ashamed to admit you enjoy tentacle hentia
Avdol
-- your friends would be dead if you weren't there
Polneraff
-- you buy valentines for yourself. Because you're fabulous
Josuke
-- could you be any gayer?
Okuyasu
-- your only criminal offense is you stole a roblox gift card
Koichi
-- you don't know what the fuck is going on. Period.
Rohan
-- you are 99% sure you should have been born an anime character
Kira
-- you tell yourself "if I ask if I'm crazy then I can't be crazy"
Giorno
-- you're the favorite child
Bruno
-- mom friend
Abbachio
-- you are probably an alcoholic
Fugo
-- you never went through an emo phase but you are emo
Narancia
-- you fall asleep to metal music blaring
Mista
-- you may or may not have a gun kink
Trish
-- play that funky music white boy
Diavolo/Doppio
-- have you seen a therapist recently? No? There's the problem
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JoJo(s) React To The Fandom
FanfictionA fun, random as hell crack fic! Inspired heavily by my very successful(for some reason) PJO reaction book! So. Here we are. They will react to: --ships --fanart and fanfic. --theories/headcanons This may also include: --inncorrect quotes --meme...
