Johnathan: First rule, only family.
Josuke: *sadly takes Okuyasu out of his suitcase*
Jotaro: *aggressively stuffs Kakyoin into his suitcase*
Johnathan: What did I just say, Jotaro?
Jotaro: Kakyoin is an essential.
Joseph: No he's not.
Jotaro: I will fight all of you.He's going.
Josuke: If he brings Kakyoin than I get to bring Okuyasu!
Joseph: Oiy, Caesar do you want to come-
Caesar: No.
Joseph: Oh. Okay.
Johnathan: *drags Kakyoin out of the suitase and sets him down* No.
Jotaro: *stops time and puts Kakyoin back in the suitcase*
Kakyoin: You know, I can't breathe in here-
Jotaro: *zips it up*
Josuke: *ties Okuasyu to the hood* Now he's a decoration!
Okuyasu: Hell yeah, road trip!
Joseph: I have successfully stuffed Caesar in the trunk. We can go now.
Johnathan: How come Giorno is the most well-behaved?
Giorno: *from the driver seat* Get in before I run all of you over.
Johnathan: I spoke too soon. Alright, put your friends in the car, so they don't die on the way.
Jotaro: Kakyoin stays in the suitcase.
Joseph: Why?
Jotaro: I don't want anyone else touching him. He's my friend.
Kakyoin: *muffled screaming*
Josuke: Possessive.
Giorno: Imgaine only have one friend. Pathetic. *drives off*
Johnathan: *was left behind* I --
[Giorno is in the driver seat. Mista is in the passanger seat. Fugo, Narancia and Joseph are in the middle row. Caesar, Josuke, Jotaro and Okuaysu are in the back but there is only three seats. Kakyoin is with all the other luagge behind them.]
Mista: There's four doors on this car, we're going to fucking die.
Fugo: I want leave. Now. I didn't sign a consent form for this.
Narancia: Can I change the channel? I want to listen to rock!
Jotaro:.... I hate all of you.
Josuke: Where's the other two?
Giorno: Oh. They didn't want to come. *causlly drives onto the sidewalk and wipes blood off his windshield*
Okuyasu: Oiy, Josuke can you give me your seatbelt?I don't have one?
Josuke: That's becasue you're in my lap.
Okuasyu: Then wrap your arms around me to preotect me, bro.
Josuke: Bro...
Jotaro: *cringes* Gay.
Kakyoin:*tears open the suitcase and proceeds to choke out Jotaro* YOU FUCKING BASATRD-!
Joseph: Stop fighting! Also, Oku and Josuke, please, stop with the PDA.
Caesar: *hugging Jospeh* Hypocrite.
Giorno: Mista, can you hand me your gun?
Mista: *handing him the gun* Sure...?
Giorno:*fires it into the roof of the car* EVERYONE STOP BEFORE I TURN THIS CAR AROUND!
Jotaro: *stops time*
Jotaro:*takes the driver seat*
Caesar: Oh hey, when did you get back here?
Giorno: I-- don't know.
[KING CRIMSON]
(Update: Kakyoin is suffering from insanity from being in a car with nine other people for three hours)
(Update: Caesar has stolen all the snacks and has declared himself a god. Want food?Go through him.)
(Update: Josuke is sleeping and its adorable.)
(Update: Jotaro has gotten lost for the fifth time.)
(Update: Fugo has been trying to jump out of the car.)
Narancia: I have to use the bathroom!
Jotaro: Piss in a bottle.
Kakyoin: Disgusting. Do that and I kill you.
Okuasyu: I don't feel safe with Kakyoin in this car.
Joseph : None of us do.
Mista: ...Sex Pistols are hunrgy- but Caesar is being-
Caesar: If you want my food, you must give me a human sacrifice.
Jotaro: Have them eat Narancia.
Giorno: Can we pelase stop! My legs are cramping!
Kakyoin: I can break them off for you.
Okuyasu: *fear*
Jotaro: Good grief. Fine! We're stopping.
(Update: They lost Okuasyu -- oh hey, there he is.)
(Update: Kakyoin has killed a man - wait what-)
(Update: Caesar and Joseph have been left behind deliberately to make more room.)
(Update: The Sex Pistols did try to eat Narancia.)
(Update: Fugo sucessfully jumped out of the car.)
Giorno: Let me drive.
Jotaro: No.
Giorno: Let me dirve.
Jotaro: No.
Kakyoin: *grabs Jotaro and drags him into the luggage area and ducts tapes him into a suitcase*
Giorno:*happily sits in the driver seat*
Kakyoin: Goodbye, Jojo! *throws Jotaro out of the car*
(Update: Okuyasu used [ The Hand ] and now him and Josuke are lost on the highway. And the car is missing a door.)
(Update: Mista is no longer afriad.)
(Update: Jotaro has returned to the car and Kakyoin is prepared to kill him.)
(Update: They made up. They're sleeing now.)
(Update: Giorno has brought them to Italy to jion his mafia.)
(Update: They are now gang-stars and will not return home.)
The End
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