House Of Memories

"Hey fuckers, I'm gonna kick some ass!"

Chapter 1: "Hey fuckers, I'm gonna kick some ass!"

Warning: This book is mostly for laughs and full of crack, so please enjoy until I figure out when to add angst :))

Edited: 9-22-22 + 9-23-22

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"Damn! I can't wait 'til we get there! How much farther, Hotass-sensei?!"

The older man sighed, hearing his growing sperm yell at his other student, "Don't call my dad hot!!"

It had been like this for a few days, you see. Though, he swore it's been at least a year. He was glad to be his son's sensei, but his son had a bit of a problem with...well, women.

The amount of times his son hissed and screamed at women so they'd leave him alone was too much to count. 

He appreciates how his son doesn't want him to be uncomfortable, but he wants a chance with the ladies, at least!! Alas, it's a wee bit hard when your child threatens to burn them alive.

But that's not what drained him the most during this trip. It was the fact his only female student kept hitting on him. She'd done this ever since she'd met him, and he figures it's a coping mechanism of some kind since she doesn't have any family.

Admittedly, he found it a bit funny at first when his son nagged the girl, but geez...

'These kids are making me older by the second. I'm already wilting like a flower!' He sulked. 'At least let me get a girlfriend first...'

"Mr. Hotman!! Are we almost there or what?!"

"Quit hitting on my dad!"

"Doesn't count as 'hitting on' when I'm simply stating how he looks!!"

"ARGH!" His son, Nico, wasn't the best at comebacks. Don't get him wrong, neither was he, but he wasn't as bad as Nico.

When he filed to be a genin instructor, it was just to take a break off of his ANBU missions. He got tired of doing constant assassinations. While he did love the adrenaline rush and standing triumphly above his enemies, he also rather spend more time with his son and help him grow as a shinobi.

He was the sensei of Team 9, consisting of his son Nico, a boy named Junko Izu, and a girl named Kana Nohara.

Junko was the healer of the team, and although he was antisocial and blunt at first, he's trying to be more open and mindful of people's feelings. They've had a few discussions about it during their D-rank missions.

He has black hair and green eyes. He wore a T-shirt, sweatpants that went to his ankles, fingerless gloves, and ninja sandals. The color for everything was black. His kunai pouch stayed on his right leg, and his weapons pouch around his waist, with a medical bag on the back of his waist.

He knew some medical ninjutsu, nothing too special, just the basics. But Nero believed he was still qualified for the chunin exams. After all, just because Junko's the healer of the team doesn't mean he's not also a fighter.

Next was Kana Nohara.

She has brown hair, chestnut eyes, and a bit of a flirt to certain people. She's an all around fighter, which is a bit strange considering how most of her small clan, if not all, are in the medical areas.

She was the type of person to get dragged into fights, usually due to something she said taken out of context, or because of someone insulting her 'foolish' behavior. Nero has overheard how her clan talks about her, deeming her "unfit" to be a ninja if she was just going to "play around".