50 Shades of Min

🍋 Real life Christian fucking Grey.

A/N: alright grab the Hobi-water.
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Yoongi's POV:

Our driver was leaving to go pick up the new girl at Seoul National. It is hard to get into that school. I insist on going with him just to you know see how our new roommate is. She'll only be staying with us until the dorms at the school clear up. We get to the airport and he gets down with the sign that has her name on it. Emma. What a beautiful name! The driver gets to the car but she's a little behind. Poor girl must be tired. Her hair is a mess. She must have fell asleep on the plane. She finally gets to the car and the driver opens the door for her. She notices me and hesitates to get in.

Don't worry. I don't bite. Unless you tease me.

Her eyes go wide when I say that. She gets in and puts her earbuds in. She starts singing Eight by IU and myself. Wow. She sounds better than IU. I mean IU sounds great with and with out auto tune but this girl, she sounds like an angel. I assume the song ends because she goes quiet. I turn around to look at her. She's asleep. A literal baby. I take at a peek at her phone. She has picture of me as her lock screen. How didn't she recognize me then? Or maybe she did? We get to the house and I didn't want to wake her up so I carried her up to my room. Hoping the boys wouldn't see her. They need to learn how to control their oxytocin. I mean so do I but I like making myself way too needy to the point of me getting pissed off. It's 10 am now. She wakes up and sees me watching her. She rubs her eyes then her eyes go wide like a little kid in a candy shop. Her eyes go back to normal.

Rise and shine sleeping beauty.

Where am I?

Clearly not in your head space.

She pouts when I say that. She's so cute.

Thats not what I meant.

I know what you mean and don't pout. At least not in this house. My bandmates would eat you alive.

And you? Where does that leave you?

Eh. Somewhere in the middle.

Ouch.

Hahaha. But it's true. I don't fall in love. I fall in quick, fall out faster.

Oh. *mumbles* So we got a real life Christian Grey.

What's that love?

Nothing.

Okay then. Your things are right there. *points to corner of room* The bathroom is there. *points to the wall next to her bags* I'll be down stairs. Go down later if you want.

Ok. Thank you.

And with that I leave the room. I go back up to check on her and hear music coming from the bathroom. Cute. She listens to us while she gets ready. She comes out in the hotest outfit I've seen since moving in with the boys. I walk over to her bag and grab a hoodie.

*throws hoodie at her* I'd put that on if I were you.

Yeah? Why is that?

You look like a common prostitute. The maknae line would eat you alive.

*rolls eyes and sighs* Thanks for the warning but I think I'll be just fine.

I told you to put it on.

See that's the thing. I don't take orders. I'm not McDonald's, sweetie.

You are so lucky you aren't mine.