50 Shades of Min

What is this? A porno? 🍋

A/N: pretend the male moans are the boys, and allow your imagination to go wild with the female moans:)

⚠️TW⚠️ Alcoholism is mentioned in this chapter and in no way is it hating on Yoongi nor is it assuming why he drank so heavily. It is just for the sake of the fiction. He seems to be doing better with the drinking and I'm happy for that because I know what alcohol can do to a person. If he ever does start drinking heavily again, we, as ARMY, need to help him get through it at his own pace and let him know that we support him and love him forever. If you or anyone you know is struggling with an addiction of any type please call: (877) 941-0714 or whatever number you have for a helpline where you live. As I said, for Yoongles, support him and help him at his pace if he starts drinking heavily again and same goes for your friends or family. Support them and help them at their pace. Do not force anything on them. It will not do any good if you do force rehab or any type of help on them.  And also there is a slight mention of verbal abuse. I am going to try not to mention alcoholism or abuse in any other chapter but if it does come up again, there will be a trigger warning.
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Okay what the actual fuck does he mean by "something my body won't be able to handle"? I mean if it's anything like a BDSM porno type thing, I can handle that? I hope. Yoongi walks over to Jin and whispers something and Jin passes it onto the others. I assume it was about my attitude and the punishment that would come if I kept it up.

Hey I'm gonna go to a Café and get some coffee any body what some?

No.

And you aren't going anywhere.

Yoongi, I am in serious need of caffeine. Please.

No. We have coffee here.

Do y'all have a Carmel Machiato with a triple shot of espresso?

No. But I never said one of us couldn't go. I just said YOU weren't going anywhere.

*rolls eyes* I am going to a Café and getting myself some coffee. If any of you change your mind, my number is (***)***-****. Just text me okay? Okay see you later.

Oh hell no. You are staying your ass here.

Yoongi, you don't own me. You can't tell me where I can't go and where I can. When I can leave and when I can't. Who I can flirt with and who I can't. Who I can suck off and who I can't. I told you before, I'm very independent and I don't take orders, I am not McDonald's.

Hmm Yoongi-hyung looks like her attitude escalated.

That would appear so Jimin. Go.

*rolls eyes* Jimin, you're flirting will not work on me. You can't play the game with someone who's playing too.

Oh. Okay if she wants to play that. Taehyung, you know what to do.

Yeah hyung.

Sweet Jesus is Yoongi trying to act out a porno but y'know WITHOUT the cameras and camera crew? I mean not that I'm complaining but six or seven cocks? Oh man holy shit.

Emma look at me. NOW.

Awe she fliched again. How cute. Do loud voices scare you princess?

*nods*

Oh kitten I'm sorry. I won't raise my voice.

Wait why am I giving into this? I'm leaving. Bye. *walks out the door*

I walk out the dorm and start walking to the Café down the street. You would think people would be staring because of how I was dressed. Well then again, most female kpop idols dress like this for music videos. I'm almost at the Café when I hear someone calling my name. I ignore it because I have a history of hearing my name and no one is there. I hear it again but closer. I ignore it again because I might just be going insane but I feel a hand on my shoulder.