MARVEL X MALE READER ONE SHOTS

Antman - Dishes (short)

"Why the fuck would you do something like that Scott?" you yelled, your eyes wide and voice shaky.

"Listen, Y/N, I can explain-" Scott started to speak but you quickly cut him off.

"No, Scott, there isn't an explanation for this," you met his eyes, "you can't put plates on the top rack of the dishwasher!"

Scott rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly, brows furrowed slightly.

"Why not, babe? Like, I seriously don't see how it's such a big deal?"

"Scotty, it's just basic common knowledge."

"How was I supposed to know that?"

"... Like I said, common knowledge."

Scott's face starts to light up with a mischievous grin, which has you worried as to what he's thinking.

"You know, you could always do the dishes yourself," the brunette said cockily, obviously very proud of himself.

"Dude, do you want to make out with me later or not?" You said straight-faced.

Scott shut up at that.

"Got it, yup, got iiiiittt."

Yo, sorry this is really short and badly written, I kinda got the idea and wanted to write it down really quick. Abducted should be updated soon!