I love you, Flame Face (NatsuXFem! Reader)

Let's Crash That Party

We'd spent all day wandering around Hargeon. I'd picked up a few more tshirts seeing as I'd burnt a couple in my most recent fights. We'd found ourselves on a hillside balcony thing overlooking the ocean. I lean my forearms against it, closing my eyes and letting the wind brush over me. I felt like someone was staring at me. "You wanna keep those eyes, Coal for brains?" I hear him mumble something about wondering why I always wore skimpy clothing. I ignored it because I'd picked up on another conversation. There were some girls talking about the boat on the horizon. Apparently it was that Salamander guy's and he was having a party. I heard them say something about him being in Fairytail. My head snaps up and I look at Natsu. He's had the same idea as me. I smirk. "Let's Crash that party."

Natsu and Happy take the sky while I'm left to swim to the boat. Lovely. Oh well, I have a feeling I'm going to have to fight anyway which means I'll dry off quickly. The ship is absoloutely silent to say there's meant to be a party going on. I hear a crash and groan. Natsu has landed.... Directly through the roof. Of course. I rush through the only door I see. Jackpot. "Oh for gods sake Natsu, can you keep your stomach inside you for once. You're no use like this." Yet again, due to the boat, he looks like he's about to hurl. I sigh. "Happy, get blondie out of here" He nods, giving me his usual Aye before lifting the blonde girl out of the boat. I turn to the guys on the boat. "People like you make me sick, taking advantage of defenseless women like this, it's disgusting." I run towards them, my arm becoming fire as I punch them. It's not long before they surround me. I fend them off as much as I can. "A little help, Puke face!" Before anyone can do anything I'm thrown off my feet as the boat rocks violently. I spin over and over in the air, as if weightless. Before landing on my face in the sand. I stand. "Who's bright idea was that!?" I turn to see a mermaid in the ocean. I roll my eyes. Just what I need. A celestial spirit mage who can't control her spirits. As if I don't have enough problems with the stripper and the land mine. I turn to see the guy from before, Bora I think his name was, hit Natsu with a fire attack. I walk over to Happy and the blonde. She turns to look at me "You aren't going to help him? There's no way he can survive a blast like that." I laugh, like really laugh. "Just watch, blondie." And with that, Natsu gobbles up the flames before grinning. Lucy's eyes widen "He just... He ate the flames." I groan. She's a little dim this one. I sit on the beach. "I'll let the cat explain." Happy does so, explaining all about his Dragon Slayer magic and how he eats flames to increase his power. I scoff "That's a big annoyance for someone like me." I watch, my elbow on my raised knee. These pathetic punks are child's play for me and Natsu so there's no point us both taking them on. Plus, if I don't get involved then the Master is less likely to be mad at me. I stand and sigh." The whole fucking beach. All of it. GOD DAMMIT NATSU!" He chuckles and hops down. My eyes go wide as I hear quite a lot of footsteps. "Shit, the royal guard. Natsu come on!" I start running. Natsu grabs the blonde's hand. He gives a huge grin. "You said you wanted to join Fairytail right? Then come on!" And with that we run for our lives