my favorite starkid quotes

a very potter musical

"what the devil is going on here?"

"i am in a rage! this is the maddest i've ever been!"

"i don't want my life to be like spiderman 3. i hated that movie."

"accio double stuf."

"i'm tired, can't we just be death-eaters?"

"why that's absurd."

"no. only quiet. maybe... one rain-drop."

"so many regrets... i'm dead."

"well the medallion says that's dumb so we're not gonna do that."

"hey! would you like a delicious redvine?"

"beautiful? more like supermegafoxyawesomehot!"

"it's like that movie "she's all that!""

"usually i just kill the people who try to get me to open up. oops."

"drop the attitude, harry potter. you're acting like garfield on a monday."

"dancing is for pansies"

"how daaaaaare you"

"foreshadowing is a dramatic device in which an important plot point is mentioned early in the story to return later in a more significant way."

"oh my rowling"

"quirrel. man. listen!"

"did someone say draco malfoy"

"floo powder power, floo powder power, floo powder power"

"yeah, hermione, i'm the boy who lived. not died."

"it was left to me by my dad, my dad that's dead. my father is dead. i have a dead father."

"oh my wizard god!"

"that's a boss zefron poster."

"if i had an invisibility cloak i'd use it so i'd never have to face my own reflection in the mirror."

"you know, i used to think looks weren't important and now i think they're more important than anything."

"am i bleeding?"

"haha, haha. now you're just being cute. i can't GO to pigfarts, potter. it's on mars. you need a rocketship. do you have a rocketship, potter? i bet you do. you know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out nasa when our parents died. look at this! look at this! it's rocketship potter! starkid potter! moonshoes potter! traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to pigfarts!"

"all right, well, i'm not surprised. c'mon, let's go watch wizards of waverly place."

"pigfarts, pigfarts, here i come. pigfarts, pigfarts, yum yum yum."

"oh, goyle rules!"

"hufflepuffs are particularly good finders"

"good! i'll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the ridiculous looks on your faces"

"hey, you"

"quirrell, okay is wonderful!"

"when i rule the world, i'll plant flowers!"

"where did the poster of headmaster zefron go?"

"dead?" *skips rock*