my favorite starkid quotes

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"one more comment like that, and i will put you in a tortilla, and eat you as a snack. maybe with some pico de gallo."

"get your zappers and set them to pew."

"and i'll admit, it's all in my head. but who says it can't be real?"

"if you don't die for something, then i will kill you for nothing"

"you taught me calculus, calculus is tough!"

"he sliced me in half. vertically - hamburger style, not hot dog."

"now you listen to me, you little fart!"

"flattery will get you... everywhere"

"methinks it went... that-a-way!"

"okay idiotas. say something nice or i'll kill you"

"he eats eagles for breakfast, he sleeps on a bed of fire, and when Up cuts an onion, the onion is the one who cries"

"let the record show that i am super ahead of schedule"

"how did they expect me to pass all those tests if i didn't know any of the answers"

"why, when i look into your eyes i get a unpleasant feeling"

"there's no choice involved in what you given, one mind, one voice, one body to live in"

"yeah i'm smoking pot!"