"i'm sorry, i fell asleep cause that was so boring"
"i am obi-wan kanobi. i am a proud graduate of alcoholics anonymous... and i am an alcoholic"
"i loved him like a brother, so i cut him in half and threw him in a volcano"
"you see, a sith only deals in absolutes. i, on the other hand, deal in absolut! woooo! we're having fun now, man"
"i'm better now, i'm drunk!"
"it's a double meaning, a humorous play on words and that's where the comedy comes in"
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my favorite starkid quotes
Humorjust some of my favorite quotes from musicals by starkid productions • i am not in any way affiliated with starkid productions, i'm just a big fan
