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Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers were dining in New York. Ginger was resplendent in a ball gown and pearls, and Fred also sported evening wear. But the meal was marred when the waiter bringing their desserts tripped and covered Fred from head to toe in treacle sponge. "I'm terribly sorry," said the waiter. "So you should be," replied Fred. "Thanks to you, I've pudding on my top hat, pudding on my white tie, pudding on my tails."

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